#1
Okay,so say you're really bangin' her brains out,so fast,that Gorgoroths drummer can't keep up with your hearts BPM,and of course,as always,the condom breaks...

but Let's say you don't care,don't feel like stopping,and would think it ridiculous to dare,pull out for another condom...


and then BOOM,you keep going,the broken condom rubs up constantly against her cawkz0rz,and you're left with a nasty little ring of scab around your members head...


CONDOM BURN IS REAL!
AND IS AFFECTING AMERICANS EVERYDAY!
STOP CONDOM BURN!
MAKE STRONGER CONDOMS!


But seriously,has this ever happened to any of you?
#4
Drunk....
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#8
Just Americans, huh?

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#9
Quote by Sami Philadelph
Okay,so say you're really bangin' her brains out,so fast,that Gorgoroths drummer can't keep up with your hearts BPM,and of course,as always,the condom breaks...

but Let's say you don't care,don't feel like stopping,and would think it ridiculous to dare,pull out for another condom...


and then BOOM,you keep going,the broken condom rubs up constantly against her cawkz0rz,and you're left with a nasty little ring of scab around your members head...


CONDOM BURN IS REAL!
AND IS AFFECTING AMERICANS EVERYDAY!
STOP CONDOM BURN!
MAKE STRONGER CONDOMS!


But seriously,has this ever happened to any of you?



What kind of she-male ass are you hitting?
#10
Quote by blue_strat
If it's just happening to Americans, I don't care.




Really though, no. I go so fast I burn through her body, and she is turned into ashes before my eyes. It's really hot sex.
#11
It used to until I started buying good condoms.

*hint hint*

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Really though, no. I go so fast I burn through her body, and she is turned into ashes before my eyes. It's really hot sex.


Having sex with vampires suck
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#12
Quote by Sami Philadelph
Okay,so say you're really bangin' her brains out,so fast,that Gorgoroths drummer can't keep up with your hearts BPM,and of course,as always,the condom breaks...

but Let's say you don't care,don't feel like stopping,and would think it ridiculous to dare,pull out for another condom...

and then BOOM,you keep going,the broken condom rubs up constantly against her cawkz0rz,and you're left with a nasty little ring of scab around your members head...

CONDOM BURN IS REAL!
AND IS AFFECTING AMERICANS EVERYDAY!
STOP CONDOM BURN!
MAKE STRONGER CONDOMS!

But seriously,has this ever happened to any of you?



And you're worried about some mild scabbing?
R.I.P. My Signature. Lost to us in the great Signature Massacre of 2014.

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“A man who mistakes secrets for knowledge is like a man who, seeking light, hugs a candle so closely that he smothers it and burns his hand.”


Album.
Legion.
#13
I think you may be doing something wrong..
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#14
Don't lie to make friends.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
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