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#9
You have your answer....
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
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#11
Write her a song.
Assuming you can.
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But that's okay.

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#14
Quote by metaldud536
Pene adentro de una caja.


Caja...Box? Dick in a box?
Thank you, 8th grade spanish class!
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#15
Quote by =w=eeze
Write her a song.
Assuming you can.


This. If she loves you, she'll mind not getting anything expensive.
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#18
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This. If she loves you, she'll mind not getting anything expensive.


I guess TS has to start borrowing money then
#20
Nothing says I love you like a facial!


or you could just write her a song...
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#22
do something based on an inside joke. here's what i would do: Get her a stuffed animal or fragrance and put it in a box and fill the box with pictures of you two, write her a nice letter. and put some other **** in there, be creative. make it look like you care about her. spend more than five minutes on it.
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your awesome stoner

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#23
£5-10?
Cash is always nice..
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Yes, my mom walked in on me getting my carrot skinned.

So I freaked out and flipped the vegetable tray.

There was ranch everywhere.


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Win


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^^Too bad I can't do this in real life
#24
Dude, just fold a piece of money (American $1's work well) into a ring!

Girls love money...
Girls love jewelry...

Girls must love jewelry made from money!
#25
Quote by alaskan_ninja
Flowers


Yes, I actually gave a serious answer


You obviously haven't heard of dick in a box
#31
Quote by metaldud536
Pito adentro de una caja.


Low-key fixed.
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It's not cool to make fun of people with disabilities.....

(Being Norwegian is a disability)


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#32
Quote by Stratoblaster73
Your wang.

Or a massage.


Or you could cut corners and give a wang massage!


To yourself of course
#34
Quote by Skierinanutshel
or a massage with your wang?

Make it like those guns in Looney Tunes so when you ejaculate a flag comes out with a message. But what does it read?
#35
Quote by Stoner stone
do something based on an inside joke. here's what i would do: Get her a stuffed animal or fragrance and put it in a box and fill the box with pictures of you two, write her a nice letter. and put some other **** in there, be creative. make it look like you care about her. spend more than five minutes on it.



This is a good suggestion, but is more appropriate for a girlfriend rather than for a girl you want to win over. A book of something that will interest her is my suggestion, and a card.
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#36
Quote by metaldud536
Make it like those guns in Looney Tunes so when you ejaculate a flag comes out with a message. But what does it read?


Technical difficulties
#37
Quote by metaldud536
Make it like those guns in Looney Tunes so when you ejaculate a flag comes out with a message. But what does it read?


Why hello there young madame! i want to greet with with a hearty "good day!" as oyu may have noticed, I just gave you an absolutely splendid massage, and you may have enjoyed it, as i certainly have. now, i was wondering if we can take this lovely chat into other places, and i may get acquainted with my counterpart that is located two skips and a hop down from the mammaries. thank you, and have a good day.
#38
Quote by metaldud536
Make it like those guns in Looney Tunes so when you ejaculate a flag comes out with a message. But what does it read?


...Ow. Just thinking about that makes me cringe.
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#39
Flowers ftw.
“I want every girl in the world to pick up a guitar and start screaming”

I will prove you wrong.
#40
write/play her a song. back in my day, girls dug muscians.
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your awesome stoner

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Tapeman is my hero.
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