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yes
19 19%
no
42 42%
your mom
39 39%
Voters: 100.
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#1
do you pit monkeys date chicks you meet online or however online dating goes??
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#2
Only when I'm in the mood to get raped.


(every sunday)
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#6
Quote by Kensai
Only when I'm in the mood to get raped.


(every sunday)



lawl


Are you that desperate, TS?
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#7
I did once, it was okay, she had an awesome body (a little chubby, buy awesome boobs)

it didnt last long, we werent meant for each other...
#8
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lawl


Are you that desperate, TS?



oh yes...


no seriously why do you think im asking to make myself feel better? hahaha
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#9
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I did once, it was okay, she had an awesome body (a little chubby, buy awesome boobs)

it didnt last long, we werent meant for each other...



thanks for a great honest answer
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#10
I often meet the ladies through myspace and whatnot, which eventually leads to meeting in person. I don't really have a stance on dating websites, any woman willing to use one most likely has baggage or is a fake profile or something.
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A sandwich that consists of ham, turkey, roast beef, shredded cheese, nacho cheese doritos, and ranch on a toasted bun.
"Hey man lets go get a couple James's for lunch"
#13
No, I date girls who I meet in real life.


No I don't
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#14
I'm actually going on a date tonight with a girl I met through myspace. Thing is tho shes actually friends with a lot of my friends and she saw me on my buddies page. I'm actually surprised almost all my friends know her and I don't lol.

Hopefully I doesn't turn out into me getting raped, wish me luck!
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#16
Quote by Renka
It's a great way to fall in love without having to have sex.


whats the point in falling in love and NOT HAVEING SEX
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#17
i'm strongly opposed, even though i'm still early in high schol and wouldnt even have need to suse it. but i think it should be done the old-fashioned way: goin out and doin stuff. not sittin on the computer eating cheetos in your underwear with you 5000 cats flocking around you.
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#18
Quote by CrossBack7
I've met people online before I've met them in person, but not for the reason of dating, I guess.


I've done this but I never tried to date online. I guess it could be alright, my room mate met his girlfriend online and they been pretty happy for the last 2 1/2 months. Ya never know what might happen.
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#20
maybe i should have explained more

i dont mean dating websites..i mean like...well anyway possible..myspace, facebook, chatrooms, whatever floats your boat...


i have met plenty of girls on myspace but i met them through friends..or friends of friends..and they still ended up being at my school or something...yeah its hard to explain
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Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#21
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whats the point in falling in love and NOT HAVEING SEX

Yeah, that's the joke.
#22
I voted 'your mom' as a healthy mixture of a both yes and no. Sort of. I wouldn't date someone solely over the internet but I don't have a problem with meeting someone there who just so happens to be awesome.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#23
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
I voted 'your mom' as a healthy mixture of a both yes and no. Sort of. I wouldn't date someone solely over the internet but I don't have a problem with meeting someone there who just so happens to be awesome.



sounds reasonable
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#24
i have NEVER met a normal person online. I did however meet a crazy (read GORGEOUS) Mexican girl, and a heroin addict that made me drive after she shot up.

Yeah, any girl I find online stays on my computer screen from now on.
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#25
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
I voted 'your mom' as a healthy mixture of a both yes and no. Sort of. I wouldn't date someone solely over the internet but I don't have a problem with meeting someone there who just so happens to be awesome.


yea agreed. I think it would be weird to be "dating" someone yet never have seen them in person. I don't think it would work out anyway.
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#26
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
I voted 'your mom' as a healthy mixture of a both yes and no. Sort of. I wouldn't date someone solely over the internet but I don't have a problem with meeting someone there who just so happens to be awesome.

Hah, I think the mixture is healthy enough

I think it's stupid to say you have an internet gf/bf, but if you meet someone online and get to know each other, then I think it's perfectly fine for it to move onto an actual relationship, the same as meeting someone through a friend.

People have been okay with the idea for years, eg penpals, just because there are some weird people on the internet doesn't mean that people aren't going to use it as a way of meeting new people.
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James, a type of sandwich:

A sandwich that consists of ham, turkey, roast beef, shredded cheese, nacho cheese doritos, and ranch on a toasted bun.
"Hey man lets go get a couple James's for lunch"
#27
some girl I met on the internet phone stalked me.

That is why you will no longer find my phone number in my msn details.
#28
Quote by freedoms_stain
some girl I met on the internet phone stalked me.

That is why you will no longer find my phone number in my msn details.

Tss... "Some girl"! You never give me any credit!
#29
Quote by Renka
Tss... "Some girl"! You never give me any credit!
Man, I'd have taken you over this girl even back when you were a bloke and not Suzie
#30
Quote by freedoms_stain
Man, I'd have taken you over this girl even back when you were a bloke and not Suzie



*grabs you from behind, shoves you into a large sack and carries you away*


Nothing to see here.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#31
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*grabs you from behind, shoves you into a large sack and carries you away*


Nothing to see here.

I saw everything ಠ_ಠ
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#32
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss


*grabs you from behind, shoves you into a large sack and carries you away*


Nothing to see here.
Yeah? Well I know what's going on here.

The Truth Will Out!
#34
Quote by paintballkid26
i'm strongly opposed, even though i'm still early in high schol and wouldnt even have need to suse it. but i think it should be done the old-fashioned way: goin out and doin stuff. not sittin on the computer eating cheetos in your underwear with you 5000 cats flocking around you.


if that's you, just imagine what she's doing! (despite what she may be posting, it's probably not erotic)
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#35
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I saw everything ಠ_ಠ

Do you want to go in the sack as well?



Teehee innuendo



*ahem* what?


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Yeah? Well I know what's going on here.

The Truth Will Out!

Ye shall rue the day!
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#36
Quote by Minkaro
Yeah, but everyone will put your rantings down to senility.


I'll put your face down to senility

Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Do you want to go in the sack as well?



Teehee innuendo



*ahem* what?




I'll gladly go into your sack any day.


... wait... it's a trap isn't it?
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#38
Quote by Kensai
I'll gladly go into your sack any day.


... wait... it's a trap isn't it?

If you're willing to let Project Ladyboy to continue I'm sure we can make the necessary arrangements


>__>
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#39
Quote by Kensai
I'll put your face down to senility


What? How dare you insult my honour, sir?

*hops about, jabbing thin-air, before tripping over a bizarrely placed tree-root*

Disqualify that tree immediately, deduct ten points, I say!

*pulls himself up, and dusts himself off*

So...about this online dating thing...anyone interested?
#40
I probably should, but I'm just so certain that every "woman" is actually a middle-aged male paedophile who is trying to sex me up.
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