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#2
"I have a 2 inch penis"


but for effect it has to be yelled as loud as possible
Nice beaver.


(. Y .) (. Y .)
#4
I have a boner
EDIT: I just realized I'm on the first page of a more than 5 page thread. This is a first for me. Man, I am having a good day on UG. This calls for more!
I shouldn't have worn a leather thong
What's your name again?
How do you feel about BDSM?
I Want One!!!

The Kraftwerkers: The Society for the Appreciation of Kraftwerk
Last edited by Salute to Jaco at Jan 21, 2009,
#5
"so... I realized you're ugly and I like penis... but... wanna **** one more time? Maybe do some crazy ****, some anal... Maybe chains?"


But she has to be really Catholic
#7
"I have both a vagina and a penis. Therefore i can fap and schlick at the same time"
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
#9
The best part about sex with me; the red bumbs will always remind you of how hot it was.
#11
hope u like std's
CHECK OUT MY BAND!
myspace.com/protestingmodernlife


Epiphone Les Paul Standard
Ibanez RG320DX
Peavey Vypyr 75
Digitech Metal Master
Ibanez Weeping Demon
Yamaha Acoustic
#14
"MY DICK IS HARD RIGHT NOW"


Big text simulates loud screaming whispering. With parents in the room.
#15
"My wife is coming home soon"
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#17
You **** better than your friend Alice
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#18
Quote by metaldud536
"Leeeeeeerooooooooooy Jeeeeeeeeeeeeenkiiiinnnssssss"



I love you now in a nonhomosexual way.
James "The Rev" Sullivan
1981-2009
May He Rest In Peace
#19
I do cocaine
Quote by Roger_Waters
^ wow i actually almost missed that hahaha iforgot your a genious


Don't blame us if we ever doubt you, you know we couldn't live without you.

I'm oedipus, bitch, the original balla
Bust out my 9, light up your Impala
fuck that police!
#22
Quote by freedoms_stain
*sniff sniff* Is that your pussy?

I laughed so hard when I read this
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#29
Quote by iforgot539
I do cocaine



Well done. Also...

"It's a good thing I took the pill. I'd hate to knock you up, and have to push you down those stairs."
#30
Quote by Kwonnie
'Billy's got Oreo Cakesters!"



Oh Dear, I do believe Kwonnie has won the thread.
#33
Quote by SGibson666
Oh Dear, I do believe Kwonnie has won the thread.


This
UG Republican

Quote by Moggan13
I'm dissapointed by the lack of penis.

If anyone sigs that, i'll fucking kill them.


Quote by xyz66
YES!!!

And I enjoy Katy Perry's music.


I swear to god nobody better sig this or else imma kill them
#37
"Your mom is hot"
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.