#1
i apparently have to write a speech for next tuesday for my french class. problem is, im having trouble coming up with ideas. could the pit help me decide?


so far, the only idea i have is talking about the chinese government and the invasion of tibet and all that fun stuff


any ideas?
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Kind of a vague question...

What class is it for?
What time period?
Any specific directions?
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Kind of a vague question...

What class is it for?
What time period?
Any specific directions?
Come one,
They don't pay me enough for this job...

...i said it was for my french class did i not?

the only real directions are that its gotta be appropriate for school. and thats sorta just a given.


damn 08ers... even in 09 they're still pissing me off
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...i said it was for my french class did i not?

the only real directions are that its gotta be appropriate for school. and thats sorta just a given.


damn 08ers... even in 09 they're still pissing me off


Meh.

I kinda just read the first couple words in your post, fell asleep, and woke up around the period, looked at the title, and gave my opinion.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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Here's an idea:


Don't wear pants behind the podium.

genius

but doesnt help me
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#11
Write a glowing speech about me.

I am glorious.
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#12
Do the Shamwow commercial in french.

Do the exact commercial, except you'll be doing it for your speech!
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#13
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Write a glowing speech about me.

I am glorious.

while you are quite glorious, no one in my class would know what the hell im talking about
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#14
Quote by iron_maiden97
i apparently have to write a speech for next tuesday for my french class. problem is, im having trouble coming up with ideas. could the pit help me decide?


so far, the only idea i have is talking about the chinese government and the invasion of tibet and all that fun stuff


any ideas?


Invasion of Tibet? A speech about something that happened in the 50's?
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#15
Do it about Procrastination and then proceed to improvise the whole speech (use the speech as proof that procrastinations is very efficient)
#16
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while you are quite glorious, no one in my class would know what the hell im talking about



Oh yeah? Well Ben Franklin over here says differently!


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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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#17
Do it on the mass Cholera epidemic of Zimbabwe in 1991.
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#19
Serious answer: Do it on something relevant to France, like their colonial history.

Pit answer: Do a speech on the joys of fapping, then headbang to I Cum Blood and dance to Rick Astley.

You know there's only one option.


The Pit answer.
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