#1
be naked in front of a million people while screaming your head cuz your hair caught on fire and then have everyone witness ur escapade...

OR

decided go to one of those mud bath spas and come to find out (after your already in it) that its not mud but poop from all different kinds of animals.


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id rather the uhhh..... the naked one i guess. haha thats hard. but i wouldnt want to lose my hair!!!!!
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#5
im not ashamed of my body
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#6
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why would it be reported??

Some people just aren't into poor typing and quasi-scat porn. I don't get it either, but what can you do?
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#7
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Some people just aren't into poor typing and quasi-scat porn. I don't get it either, but what can you do?

lol gosh its like... uhhh just a would u rather, get over it!
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#8
the poop one, because i can get out of it
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#9
Poop one, not a hard choice. Besides, i'd probably get an erection infront of all those people.
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#10
The first one, because it sounds kinda cool. The second is just gross.
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#13
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Some people just aren't into poor typing and quasi-scat porn. I don't get it either, but what can you do?

While this thread has a stupid premise, it doesn't break any rules.

"Quasi-scat porn"?

I wonder how many other people saw that, because I sure didn't.
Then again, I wasn't looking for it.

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#14
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i was expecting a much more recent join date. you've been around too long to make such a sucky noobish thread.


People need to learn that with sites like UG in which the community is not the focal point of a majority of its visitors, join date doesn't affect the retardedness of your threads.

If you've been on this site for three years, sucking up all the tabs before hitting the forums, this shouldn't come as a shock.
#15
Quote by jthm_guitarist
While this thread has a stupid premise, it doesn't break any rules.

"Quasi-scat porn"?

I wonder how many other people saw that, because I sure didn't.
Then again, I wasn't looking for it.

I didn't report it myself and I'm fine with her making it. It was nothing more than a piss- poor post in a piss-poor thread. As for scat, I saw bathing in poop and ran with it. We good here?
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#17
I would rather not post in this thread

Oh wait.........
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#19
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are you making fun of my caps????????


No. What gave you that impression? >>
#21
Second one definitely.

I could turn this into some sort of psychology explanation but no i'm not.
#22
gee i dont know y u would do that.
lol people are mean to me. i dont care if people think my thread is lame. i just wished someone else would do a would u rather. i love those!
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#25
Quote by deviousducky
gee i dont know y u would do that.
lol people are mean to me. i dont care if people think my thread is lame. i just wished someone else would do a would u rather. i love those!

Good lord, I meant no harm I have made some HORRID threads myself. If it makes you feel any better, I would pick the second. If it weren't for the hair thing, I would pick the first.
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#26
Quote by deviousducky
gee i dont know y u would do that.
lol people are mean to me. i dont care if people think my thread is lame. i just wished someone else would do a would u rather. i love those!


They need to stay in MySpace bulletins as far as I'm concerned, though.
#28
Hair on fire naked with a million people one....
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#29
Ok new question:

would you rather have a hot girl masturbate with the whammy bar from your guitar and then stick her nipple in your ear

OR

masturbate with a whammy bar and stick your nipple in someones ear
#30
Quote by Machine Gun Cat
Ok new question:

would you rather have a hot girl masturbate with the whammy bar from your guitar and then stick her nipple in your ear

OR

masturbate with a whammy bar and stick your nipple in someones ear


Whammy w/o a whammy bar.
#31
Quote by Machine Gun Cat
Ok new question:

would you rather have a hot girl masturbate with the whammy bar from your guitar and then stick her nipple in your ear

OR

masturbate with a whammy bar and stick your nipple in someones ear

The first one
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#33
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While this thread has a stupid premise, it doesn't break any rules.


Except for where it's spam. Stupid, pointless, and annoying.
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#34
I would rather know how to use capital letters properly. But hey, that's just me.
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Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
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along with fire escape routes...