#1
My sister was at her friend's house, so I went to pick her up. I went inside to get her as I heard them playing in the backyard, but I also heard what sounded like two people having less-than-consensual sex from creepy older brother's room (he's 13) so I went to have a look...

...and there I saw it. Three 13 year old guys watching porn and Union Jake-ing. Together.

She's never going there again.

No, I don't have pics, and even if I had, would you really want to see pics of three guys' wanking? Cause they're all ugly. If you do, you got problems.

And has anyone else witnessed something they heard about on the pit in real life?
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#2
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And has anyone else witnessed something they heard about on the pit in real life?


If possible, after reading this thread, I should hope not.
#4
I don't know...people who use terms like pwnd or leet or uber in real life...?

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#6


Yeah I would usually say pics but I really REALLY dont wanna see that
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#9
Noone wants to see pit stories in real life because they are always boiled down to

rape
fap
or cumming blood
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#10
My buddy told me him and his friend were watching porn and they decided to start wacking off to it in the same room. To make a long story short one guy jizzed on the other guy's arm.
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My buddy told me him and his friend were watching porn and they decided to start wacking off to it in the same room. To make a long story short one guy jizzed on the other guy's arm.


I don't get why guys fap or even watch porn together for that matter. It's disgusting.
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My buddy told me him and his friend were watching porn and they decided to start wacking off to it in the same room. To make a long story short one guy jizzed on the other guy's arm.



that must've been an awkward silence.

Please tell me that 10 seconds later the guy was like, "....... Now lick it up."

#13
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I don't get why guys fap or even watch porn together for that matter. It's disgusting.


fapping is fun.

i wouldnt know if its fun with a friend.
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#15
Wow... If thats true thats ****ed up.
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#16
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Ever Witnessed Pit Stories Actually Happening in Real Life?


Yes. I once witnessed a person making a lame thread that everybody was just going to lie in.
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#18
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I don't get why guys fap or even watch porn together for that matter. It's disgusting.


I feel the same way. I won't fap around anybody, but me.

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that must've been an awkward silence.

Please tell me that 10 seconds later the guy was like, "....... Now lick it up."


He freaked out. He told me he felt something warm on his arm and then he looked down and had a fit!
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#20
Alright, so your little sister can't go there anymore because you saw three people wanking off? That sucks. Sure, three guys wanking of simultaniously is kind of gross, but 92% of the world masturbates, so I guess there's actually no house where you don't have a chance walking in on somebody.
#21
dude i barley feel confortable doing it by myself sometimes

"union jaking" is as to two player solitare = ****in hillarious
#22
Dude, you telling me you never masturbated with your friends? I've done it 4-6 times, it's no big deal, your not watching each other and when it's time to cum, you just quietly go to the bathroom.
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#24
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Yeah, I was one of the circle jerkers, you should of joined in.

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Dude, you telling me you never masturbated with your friends? I've done it 4-6 times, it's no big deal, your not watching each other and when it's time to cum, you just quietly go to the bathroom.


WTF!!! thats so disgusting!!!!
#25
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Dude, you telling me you never masturbated with your friends? I've done it 4-6 times, it's no big deal, your not watching each other and when it's time to cum, you just quietly go to the bathroom.


I am pretty sure that's what he is telling you. And I think it is somewhat a big deal actually.
#26
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I also heard what sounded like two people having less-than-consensual sex from creepy older brother's room (he's 13) so I went to have a look...


why????????

and if it makes you feel better, they were probably thinking about your sister
#27
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Noone wants to see pit stories in real life because they are always boiled down to

rape
fap
or cumming blood


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#28
Well, not any exact ones, but I have experienced some "pit moments". Kind of like Seinfeld moments only they apply to the pit.
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My sister was at her friend's house, so I went to pick her up. I went inside to get her as I heard them playing in the backyard, but I also heard what sounded like two people having less-than-consensual sex from creepy older brother's room (he's 13) so I went to have a look...

...and there I saw it. Three 13 year old guys watching porn and Union Jake-ing. Together.

She's never going there again.

No, I don't have pics, and even if I had, would you really want to see pics of three guys' wanking? Cause they're all ugly. If you do, you got problems.

And has anyone else witnessed something they heard about on the pit in real life?


why would you go inside if you heard them playing in the backyard?