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#1
so..i got pulled into cheerleading..and now i dont know if i should join..im not gay..just

saying..cuz this girl in my school just told me to join.. and i said no..but she put my

phone number and my name...so now im stuck in that list..wat do i doooo????
#3
You get to jump around and touch hot girls, I don't see the problem other than that you have to date a footballplayer.
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#5
Quote by Finnepinne
You get to jump around and touch hot girls, I don't see the problem other than that you have to date a footballplayer.


haha +1 but my gf is a cheerleader and im not a footballplayer!

yeah man, hot girls letting u touch them, what's the problem?
#6
Cheerleaders are hot, I'd totally do you TS.

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#8
all the girl cheerleaders will think you're gay, so take full advantage and then when you have their trust....POW!!
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#9
no, go join the football (soccer) team.
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#10
If the chicks are the hot cheerleader type go for it. Some can be nasty, but ugly though so watch it.
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#11
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I'm gonna have to agree. Drop 'em cheerleader boy.

I called first, you get the very sloppy seconds i'm afraid

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MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#12
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I called first, you get the very sloppy seconds i'm afraid


He has an ass and a mouth for a reason you know.
#13
Quote by imdeth
He has an ass and a mouth for a reason you know.


So what do I get?

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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


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#14
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So what do I get?


an ear?
I'm here to help

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ok, as usual pit is being very unhelpful except andychalmers, so im gonna go post this someplace else


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#15
Gimme a G, Gimme an A, Gimme a Y

What's that spell?!
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#17
id say that the majority of cheerleaders are actually not good looking at all. They wear a ton of makeup and usually are attention starved and insecure, which leads to them being *****s. Anyhow, if you are into gymnastics and hwatnot give it a go
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For girls it's like "here's Barbie...you're fat!"
#19
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A manboobjob.


Ah, another one off the list then!

*ticks list*
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#20
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So what do I get?


With imdeth's gargantuan penis, I expect a bloody heap on the ground. There might be an artery you can make love too if it hasn't been completely obliterated.

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#21
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With imdeth's gargantuan penis, I expect a bloody heap on the ground. There might be an artery you can make love too if it hasn't been completely obliterated.


Don't mock mini-meta, okay?
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#22
Quote by Zero-Hartman
With imdeth's gargantuan penis, I expect a bloody heap on the ground. There might be an artery you can make love too if it hasn't been completely obliterated.


Right now, I'm imagining him making sultry love to a oesophagus
#23
Oesophagus: Vagina of the neck.

That's what it means, it's like Latin or some ****.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#24
It's Latin, yes... I'm studying anatomy right now, so...

Also, once again, gay sex escapades have hijacked the thread
#25
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It's Latin, yes... I'm studying anatomy right now, so...

Also, once again, gay sex escapades have hijacked the thread


Oh, you!

*taps on shoulder*
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#26
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Right now, I'm imagining him making sultry love to a oesophagus

I just had the weirdest vision

Dear Lord above

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#27
Just screw it and not join? Its not like they can force you to..

The fact that u asked the pit means deep inside you know you want to join them......
#31
Quote by imdeth
That's three threads I've been in this morning that ended up with sex. Strangely all of them involved metacarpi...


I love the way TS asks our opinions about cheerleading, and somehow the thread turns into metacarpi having sex with dismembered body parts.

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#32
i dont wanna join them..but this girl who pulled me into the cheerleading team..is my sisters

best fren..geeeezzz...take advantage?..i think so too
#33
Quote by Zero-Hartman
I love the way TS asks our opinions about cheerleading, and somehow the thread turns into metacarpi having sex with dismembered body parts.




Only in The Pit. I love you guys. YES HOMO
#34
Quote by Zero-Hartman
I love the way TS asks our opinions about cheerleading, and somehow the thread turns into metacarpi having sex with dismembered body parts.


Same ****, different day.

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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#35
Quote by imdeth


Only in The Pit. I love you guys. YES HOMO

, I agree, our straight love will govern this forum.

*Fucks imdeth up the ass

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#36
Quote by Zero-Hartman
, I agree, our straight love will govern this forum.

*Fucks imdeth up the ass


takes on Zero to make a true Man-wich
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#37
If you want to do it, proceed.

If you don't want to, feel free not to.

Crisis resolved.
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#39
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Gimme a G, Gimme an A, Gimme a Y

What's that spell?!


PRO!


wait... wut?
#40
Oh dude...I came into this thread hoping to see hot cheerleaders, instead I see a demo of Internet Studs Five...
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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