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#1
Why isnt Lamb of God metal? What did they ever do to deserve the EMO curse branded on them?

Fair enough for bands like Killswitch Engage, Parkway Drive, Bullet for My Valentine...
Perhaps even Trivium.... but Lamb of God dont even sound metalcore!
#2
They appeal to my Meat-eating side, as a Lamb of God is surely a term for divine meat.
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#3
On the contrary, as a vegetarian, I find such a name quite displeasing. I also intensely dislike Cattle Decapitation for a similar reason.
#4
Ahh, but on the contrary my misguided vegetable-lover, for you see the name is steeped in irony, as they are themselves vegetarians.

The more you know!
#6
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Ahh, but on the contrary my misguided vegetable-lover, for you see the name is steeped in irony, as they are themselves vegetarians.

The more you know!

WTF, why wud a bunch of vagrants call themselves after killing an animal.

Thats jus dumb.
#7
FFS!What's with all these complaining threads GTFO and learn to deal with it!

oh, and *reported*

I use asterisks because they make a carrier pigeon carry the report to his current locale so he can execute his moderator duties anywhere in the world.
Last edited by uk.mace at Jan 8, 2009,
#8
Quote by uk.mace
FFS!What's with all these complaining threads GTFO and learn to deal with it!

oh, and *reported*

I use asterisks because they make a carrier pigeon carry the report to his current locale so he can execute his moderator duties anywhere in the world.


I hope Randy Blythe brutalizes you in your sleep with a rusty pitchfork, then makes sweet, unlubricated love to me against my own will. Rape fantasies ftw
#9
fukk lamb of god, and fukk studio recording.

why spend money on production when you can record with a 10w amp in your grandparent's attic? sounds way more trve.
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#10
Quote by MHDrunk
fukk lamb of god, and fukk studio recording.

why spend money on production when you can record with a 10w amp in your grandparent's attic? sounds way more trve.


I find your attitude rather unpleasant sir, But instead of elongating this debacle and adding fuel to the fire, I shall make way and take my opinions to a place where my intellect can be properly appreciated.

I'll be at the Lamb of God forums if you need me.
#11
dont get your fringe caught in the door hinge on your way out.

im a poet but ah din' knows it.
O what a disgrace if such a despised and base race, which worships demons, should conquer a people which has the faith of omnipotent God and is made glorious with the name of Christ!

The music winners listen to
#12
I find the demeanor of the threadstarter to be shallow and pedantic. And I question how he suddenly attained a better grasp of the english language towards the end of his posting.

Shenanigans be ahoy.
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#13
I'm a wee leprachaun!
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#14
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I would have been a leprachaun, but my parents are illegal immigrants and my blood is tainted. So instead i'm just vertically challenged and ginger.
#15
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None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#17
I find that Chicken Tonight as a name for such a cuisine would be limiting it's marketing opportunities.

What if I want it in the day? Will it just not unseal if I try to open it in the presence of sunlight?

Tis a quandary to ponder upon further.

I will be in my laboratory.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#18
Quote by nebiru
I find that Chicken Tonight as a name for such a cuisine would be limiting it's marketing opportunities.

What if I want it in the day? Will it just not unseal if I try to open it in the presence of sunlight?

Tis a quandary to ponder upon further.

I will be in my laboratory.

I hope you are aware that your research is paramount. Not the film company but it will be important. If Chicken Tonight can escape the culinary boundaries of night-time, I simply cannot fathom the repercussions.

Uncle Ben will be displeased.
#19
Haha, what a whimical tangent this thread has taken itself down.

I wonder what will occur in the near future of this thread.

I am intrigued.
#20
If worst comes to worst, and Chicken Tonight can never escape the prison of its comsumption period, then they could always manufacture 'Chicken Today'.
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#21
I have returned, and I bring good news.

Chicken Tonight can be infact comsumed in direct sunlight!

I must hold a press conference, so everybody can know the good news.


And Chicken Today is a rubbish idea. Think about the theme tune. It will only suffer for it.
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#22
I liked that video they did with that kids party.

I ****ing hate kids, **** 'em.

EDIT: Didn't quite think that sentence through....
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#24
Hey guys, isn't this kind of getting off-topic? Plus, i'm pretty sure you're not meant to post after someone reports a thread.

Wow I just burned myself there.
#25
Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.
The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!
#26
I'd try to form a cohesive opinion on the subject at hand, but that would be equivalent to me reading Socrates to a group of School children who ate too many blue smarties.
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#27
Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Lamb of God!

Har Har i r funnay.
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#28
That was an amusing joke. You should copyright it incase someone steals it.
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#29
Call me a cynic here, but doesn't the activity in this thread arouse any kind of suspicion? I mean, when did everyone here gain a somewhat decent grasp of written english? And why everything is structured in a linear fashion?

I think someone is censoring us. Editing our posts to satisfy their amusement.

I like to eat poo.
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#30
I don't know what you're talking about dead-fish, I think you're just being a paranoid conspiracy theorist.

And lol @ you liking poo.
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#31
Something does smell fishy.

Saying that, I do live next door to a fishmongers.
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
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#32
Quote by VampireGoldfish
Something does smell fishy.

Saying that, I do live next door to a fishmongers.


Haha, thats funny because your name is vampire goldfish and you're referring to dead-fish's conspiracy theorems.

My parents always said I had a keen sense of observation.
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#33
This thread makes me want to eat Chicken Tonight... Today. And thanks to you mr nebiru, I can now do that.

Hail Satan!
#34
I once built a scale model of the Petronas Towers, to each exact scale.

I thought I was being Artisic, but as it turns out I was being Autistic.

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#36
Quote by dminishedthingy
Who says LoG aren't metal?


Scientologists. Because everything they say is right.
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#37
*This post was removed because Stone Cold said so*
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#38
Fish tag team manuever!

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everyone in this forum...


One of these kids is not like the other, one of these kids don't belong....
A heathen, conceivably
but not,

I hope,
I’m not ashamed to be white
Vi doede ikke... vi har aldri levd
Barbarism is the natural state of mankind
Civilization is unnatural

It is a whim of circumstance
an unenlightened one
#39
Quote by Tapping_Ninja
everyone in this forum...

Have you actually read the rules of this forum?
And the reasoning behind putting them in the hardcore forum?
Why the fuck do these kids take it as an insult when we put a band in a different forum?
Does being alowed in our metal forum give them some sort of prestige that they don't get elsewhere?
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#40
Quote by Tapping_Ninja
It just a simple observation the people who consider that Lamb of God aren't metal are the people who listen to mainly to nothing but extreme metal like Necrophagist, Nile, and Cannibal Corpse. Now not everyone who bashes Lamb of god are elitist, but a good ****in' majority are. So that's my reasoning for blaming elitism, but really in this forum it's like talkin' to a ****in' wall with you people.



Ironic.....its usually people who listen to Lamb of God who can only name that many extreme metal bands.
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I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


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burzum IS nazi. well, varg is.
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