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#1
Today, I was suspended for inappropriate language (?) during my Anatomy class.

We had to pair up with someone of the opposite sex for our class lab, so I paired up with a friend of mine and waited for the teacher to explain the lab. Long story short, we were supposed to cut out little replicas of DNA and put the men and womens DNA together in a cup and shake it up, which is supposed to represent conception.

So im sitting in class shaking this little cup of paper semen and eggs and I blurt out "This is like the worst sex ever!", and the teacher throws a **** fit when she hears me and send me down to the office. So for the next 5 days, I have ISS (In School Suspension) for saying that......wtf? Public schools ftw amirite?
#2
You said something inappropriate. Your teacher overreacted, but you still broke the rules.
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#4
...that's actually pretty dumb.

Here I was expecting TS actually did something to deserve a suspension.
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#6
United States school. What do you expect?

My Computing teacher is always fine with us making innuendos about computing terms (EPCDIC? LUL), me and my maths teacher had a good talk about one of his collegues who'd moved to the town and had a one night stand with a girl, only to find on his first day teaching that she was in his class, etc.
#9
wtf to all of you who think that was an appropiate punishment. thats bigger overreaction in history.
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wtf to all of you who think that was an appropiate punishment. thats bigger overreaction in history.


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#12
Well, It's not like I yelled it out loud. I was sitting with my partner and a few friends when I said it, and she just happened to overhear.
#14
Wow. I can guaruntee your teachers never gotten any pole in her entire life.
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#16
I loved the joke :P

id of probably said the same thing, but didn't you fight back? i mean id of said yeh i deserve punishment but this is to harsh. Because it is, anyone who can view this situation sensibly can seethis.
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Well, It's not like I yelled it out loud. I was sitting with my partner and a few friends when I said it, and she just happened to overhear.


Victimless crime then. Sorry for all the comparisons, but that wouldn't get **** over here. Maybe a stern eye from one of my teachers and a laugh from a couple of others
#19
lol in my school the teacher wudnt care at all , but depends wat year ur in , im in the top year so the teacher treats u like more of an equal.
#20
The punishment is too harsh, I would have opted for one day.

Oh, and also,
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#21
tha IS a big overreaction. only my english teacher would have flipped out, all of my others would ahve laughed! and that, my friend, is HILARIOUS! if i was there, you would have gotten a hi5! but i wasnt, so *hi5* lol.
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#23
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...that's actually pretty dumb.

Here I was expecting TS actually did something to deserve a suspension.


Me too. It was actully pretty funny.
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#26
Your teacher probably has some insecurity about sex, and yep thats damn harsh - most teachers at my school would laugh
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#31
My English teacher talks about sex all the time.
He randomly bursts out "hehe SEX" a few times each lesson.
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#32
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My English teacher talks about sex all the time.
He randomly bursts out "hehe SEX" a few times each lesson.


That's not normal...
I've been here since '04.

#33
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United States school. What do you expect?

My Computing teacher is always fine with us making innuendos about computing terms (EPCDIC? LUL), me and my maths teacher had a good talk about one of his collegues who'd moved to the town and had a one night stand with a girl, only to find on his first day teaching that she was in his class, etc.

How does that represent all of United States schools? The southern states don't represent us all, buddy..
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#34
Once we had our biology teacher walking by, and one of my friends yelled to another friend of mine :"So you like gay hard porn? I don't want to know that man!"
*Coolest biology teacher ever turns around starts listening*
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*coolest biology teacher smiles and walks away giggling*

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#36
I had ISS yesterday.

It sucked
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#37
that's retarded. my teachers would have laughed.

i got suspended for having a pop gun once. i had put it in my coat pocket the night before and forgot to take it out. it fell out the next day and a teacher saw it
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#40
kind of dumb

my biology teacher would have turned around and laughed, then possibly added on to the joke with a nice "that's what she said" comment because my biology teacher was awesome.
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