#1
Well Pit, whilst eating dinner tonight, I came across a peculiar piece of chicken.

It was steamed, topped with only the best seasonings, and cooked to perfection. Juicy, tender, delicious. Without a second thought, I started eating, with a side of rice and cabbage soup.

It was like heaven in my mouth. The bird was delicious. I cut off one particular part, nice and thick, and looking delicious. I put it in my mouth to be greeted with, "Sweet Jesus turds, this is hot!"

Somehow, this little heat ninja hid out in the middle of my chicken like some Satanic Sam Fisher. It was already mostly chewed when I got to the boiling center, and hating to have bad manners, I forced myself to swallow it. Don't ask why, I didn't have a lot of time to think.

I chased it with half a glass of ice cold Coke, but it was too late. I could feel the roof of my mouth peeling off, and my throat felt like the worst strep you'll ever feel. I tried to eat the rest of my dinner, but I couldn't swallow anything.

It's crazy painful right now, and I doubt I'll be able to eat through tomorrow at least. Most of the roof of my mouth has already pealed off, and my throat is swelling up.

What would you do in this situation, Pit?

tl;dr: I hate a burning ninja chicken, and killed my throat, and now I can't eat. What would help?
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#2
im confused by most of your post, but i still feel compelled to ask...

CABBAGE SOUP????

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#3
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Well Pit, whilst eating dinner tonight, I came across a peculiar piece of chicken.

It was steamed, topped with only the best seasonings, and cooked to perfection. Juicy, tender, delicious. Without a second thought, I started eating, with a side of rice and cabbage soup.

It was like heaven in my mouth. The bird was delicious. I cut off one particular part, nice and thick, and looking delicious. I put it in my mouth to be greeted with, "Sweet Jesus turds, this is hot!"

Somehow, this little heat ninja hid out in the middle of my chicken like some Satanic Sam Fisher. It was already mostly chewed when I got to the boiling center, and hating to have bad manners, I forced myself to swallow it. Don't ask why, I didn't have a lot of time to think.

I chased it with half a glass of ice cold Coke, but it was too late. I could feel the roof of my mouth peeling off, and my throat felt like the worst strep you'll ever feel. I tried to eat the rest of my dinner, but I couldn't swallow anything.

It's crazy painful right now, and I doubt I'll be able to eat through tomorrow at least. Most of the roof of my mouth has already pealed off, and my throat is swelling up.

What would you do in this situation, Pit?

tl;dr: I hate a burning ninja chicken, and killed my throat, and now I can't eat. What would help?

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#8
You fight that ninja chicken with samauri milk and a Pikachu! You should know that!
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#11
That ninja chicken is a sneaky bastard
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#12
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im confused by most of your post, but i still feel compelled to ask...

CABBAGE SOUP????


It's a homemade soup (one of my specialties), made of (lulz) chicken broth, mostly cabbage, and whatever veggies you want (I use broccoli, carrots, and string beans. Tomatoes too, but they're not vegetables). It goes good with hot sauce

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This. (Though it says China on the wall Ninjas were Japanese)
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#13
dude your mouth was peeling ?
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ask david bowie


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#16
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(Though it says China on the wall Ninjas were Japanese)

How do you know it isn't a Japanese ninja chicken that infiltrated a Chinese household?
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#17
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#19
Take some Ibufen for the pain and swelling, drinks lots of water
and try not to eat solid(especially hot) food for the next 24 hours

Sorted!!

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#20
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This is my new desktop. TS, maybe some cold milk will soothe it?

Try not to suffocate or anything.
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#21
I just looked in my mouth, and it's all swollen and white.

And painful
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#23
I wouldn't eat a ninja chicken. It's gonna kill your throat and mouth. Ninjas are badass


Seriously, ninja chicken? I lol'ed at that one. I've never heard of ninja chicken
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#25
Suck it.

An ice cube I mean. It couldn't hurt more than it already does, right? WRONG.

Really though, suck on an ice cube or somethign cold, feel better, will ya?
#27
If it's any consoltation:

i heard from somewhere that the skin in your mouth heals faster than other bodily wounds. So you'll have a more speedy recovery! yay!
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#29
damn white people and their inability to eat hot food.
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#30
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Yoghurt/Milk, foo'.

Capsaicin is highly soluble in fat, much more so than water.

I'm assuming that most of the posters in this thread think that this is about a spicy bird.

I got the impression that TS is talking about temperature. Forgive me if I'm mistaken. TS, see a doctor.
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damn white people and their inability to eat hot food.

And again, it's not about spicy food. I don't think anyone can eat food that's above a certain temperature without sustaining some kind of burn. Play Madness knows his spices, don't underestimate him.
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#31
I lol'd...hard...like...harder than I have at the pit in a long time.
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#32
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I thought this was going to be a thread about STDs.

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#33
For some reason, this story didnt make m laugh or smile or anything. The parts that were meant to be funny, like jesus turds and ninja chicken seems absolutely retarded to me. Maybe if i was in more of a chipper mood i would see the humour... idk.

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