#1
I have to memorize one of Shakespeare's Sonnets for English class, but I really don't feel like looking through 100+ to find one I like. Can you guys recommend me one please?
#2
all you have to do is memorize it?

if that is the case, just pick one. it really doesn't matter which one it is does it?
#3
You could do the most overused, his 18th.
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#4
Is his 18th from Midsummer Night's Dream?

And yeah I just have to memorize one and read it in front of the class but I think it would be nice to read one that I like instead of just picking a random one.
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Is his 18th from Midsummer Night's Dream?

And yeah I just have to memorize one and read it in front of the class but I think it would be nice to read one that I like instead of just picking a random one.
No, I don't believe so. This is his 18th:

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou growest:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this and this gives life to thee.
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#7
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You could do the most overused, his 18th.


Listen to this man. I had to memorize this, and it's not that hard.
#8
Quote by IcePh0enix
Is his 18th from Midsummer Night's Dream?

And yeah I just have to memorize one and read it in front of the class but I think it would be nice to read one that I like instead of just picking a random one.


Memorize & Read? You're contradicting yourself dummy. I bet you're so dumb that you give people your jackets to wear at school even though you know you don't see them again that day, and then you need to borrow a jacket your hilarious kool jewish friend(aka. Me) and if you don't give him back his jacket on Wednesday he's gonna go crazy ninja on your butt.
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Be accused by the promoter of being late
Get told we have only a 10 minute set
Play pure noise for 10 minutes

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Anyone else had this kind of **** happen?!

Dimebag had a worse gig.
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I like it.

Not from the stars do I my judgment pluck;
And yet methinks I have astronomy,
But not to tell of good or evil luck,
Of plagues, of dearths, or seasons' quality;
Nor can I fortune to brief minutes tell,
Pointing to each his thunder, rain and wind,
Or say with princes if it shall go well,
By oft predict that I in heaven find:
But from thine eyes my knowledge I derive,
And, constant stars, in them I read such art
As truth and beauty shall together thrive,
If from thyself to store thou wouldst convert;
Or else of thee this I prognosticate:
Thy end is truth's and beauty's doom and date.
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haha
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This. /thread.
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Quote by LegsOnEarth
Wait 5 hours
Be accused by the promoter of being late
Get told we have only a 10 minute set
Play pure noise for 10 minutes

Worst and most amusing gig of my life.

Anyone else had this kind of **** happen?!

Dimebag had a worse gig.