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#1
so i have stretch marks on my inner thighs and they don't really look that great. Is there any way that i can get rid of these? They are a pain in the ass to look at.
#2
Cocoa butter?
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Cocoa butter?



This. I heard some pregnant teacher talking about it. Kind of weird to hear actually....
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#6
Lose weight, that's the only way you truly can get rid of stretch marks.

I know, I have the same problem, but I'm too lazy for the solution.

Cocoa butter seems to help a bit, but it's not a permanent fix.
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Lose weight, that's the only way you truly can get rid of stretch marks.

I know, I have the same problem, but I'm too lazy for the solution.

Cocoa butter seems to help a bit, but it's not a permanent fix.

Even smaller people get stretch marks..
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#8
I have stretch marks on my bicep, but closer to my shoulder blade. Though, I don't really care, because they're not exactly slapping people in the face. Plus it makes it look as if I work out A LOT and by some mishap, I was too manly and lifted too much weight. Atleast, that's what I say....

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Even smaller people get stretch marks..


This. A lot of people get them, especially when they grow taller.

That said, they'll eventually go away. I used to have some on my back but they disappeared after awhile. Just wait it out.

That or I guess you could try the cocoa butter...
#11
i have gained a bit of weight recently... i suppose i could lose weight but i don't think that my skin would regain it's elasticity
#12
I must have went though a hell of a growth spurt, because I have them under my arms, on my back, top of my ass, and crotch.

Edit: Oh yeah I'm a skinny dude too
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This. I heard some pregnant teacher talking about it. Kind of weird to hear actually....



I think the whole cocoa butter thing is more to prevent them. Thats what I always thought anyway. Like women put it on during pregnancy so they dont end up with 'em kinda thing. I could be wrong.
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#16
Or you could stop being a women and realize it's stretch marks. I got em on mah ass, they don't bother me.
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i have gained a bit of weight recently... i suppose i could lose weight but i don't think that my skin would regain it's elasticity

the problem with stretchmarks is that you always have more than you realize
if you lose the weight you'll see more of them until your skin tightens up again

just start eating healthier
here's a start
cut fast food burgers out of your diet
opt for chicken
eat more salads
salads contain more water than fat (green salad, not taco salads)
and your digestive system will run a lot smoother
plus salad can really fill you up quickly
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I think the whole cocoa butter thing is more to prevent them. Thats what I always thought anyway. Like women put it on during pregnancy so they dont end up with 'em kinda thing. I could be wrong.


Yeah, Im pretty sure that it its more of a prevention thing. But you could still try it, the worst that can happen is that youll end up with soft inner thighs
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Dude, stretch marks aren't that big of a deal. They're only unattractive on women. Guys are totally permitted to have them.
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#24
Yeah try cocoa butter. It's helpful for a lot of stuff. I had some horrible scars after I had chicken pox and my doctor told me to use cocoa butter on them, so I did, and they faded away for the most part.
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Even smaller people get stretch marks..


this

a friend of mine has really long stretch marks on his back cuz when he was young he grew to fast, basically outgrew his skin, but hes not fat at all hes in good shape
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#30
Try the cocoa butter.

I doubt it works, it's all phsycological. You might THINK it works.
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#32
there are oils with vitamin E in them which pregnant women use to prevent them. Not sure how much it will help if you already have them... and I know that because I have them myself on my back. I really don't use that oil; they're fading anyways, but won't disappear, which doesn't bother me too much.
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#34
I don't think so, I have them because I was the michelin mascot when I was a baby.
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1) I Have stretch marks on the side of my left asscheek.

2)Cocoa Butter sounds delicious, but probably isn't

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#37
I used to have stretch marks on my boobs and they just eventually went away. I put alittle cocoa butter on them but prolly not enough to actually make a diff. Whether the cocoa butter helped or not, they went away anyway.

And I've tasted cocoa butter...it doesn't taste like it smells
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#39
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Lose weight, that's the only way you truly can get rid of stretch marks.

No it's not.
They wont go away just by losing weight

Skin can't be 'unstretched'
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No it's not.
They wont go away just by losing weight

Skin can't be 'unstretched'


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