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#1
lets think of all the names for masturbating


Choking the Chicken

Spanking your Ham

Slapping your Monkey

Flogging your Dolphin

Fapping

Yanking your Bank

Clearing the Pipes

Cranking your Abraham

Stroking the Snake


anymore?
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Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#4
no, just no
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#7
im just trying to find out all the names for it...im just trying to broaden my vocab hah
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Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#9
Quote by amazing FretMan
im just trying to find out all the names for it...im just trying to broaden my vocab hah


Use Google.
I'm sure you're impressing all the ladies with your various terms for your lonely little sport.
#10
Quote by arpraron
peeling the banana



thanks for contributing =]


and seriously?? it sounds painful
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Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#11
Losing some ammo
UG Republican

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I'm dissapointed by the lack of penis.

If anyone sigs that, i'll fucking kill them.


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YES!!!

And I enjoy Katy Perry's music.


I swear to god nobody better sig this or else imma kill them
#13
Quote by Kwonnie
Use Google.
I'm sure you're impressing all the ladies with your various terms for your lonely little sport.



ouch dude...ouch
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Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#14
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amazing FretMan your threads suck.



*sigh*


kill me please
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Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#15
Searching your Bar

Oh how clever of me..

EDIT: Oh and way to double post ts...
LOVE ANTHONY GREEN?
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I am slightly disappointed =w=eeze took me out of his sig.

But that's okay.

^Consolation Sig
#16
choking the smurf!


god im so high....
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That is quite unique...

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What? She said "just solder it back together"?


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"Hey guys check out this cool penis!"


LOL
#17
climbing the greasy pole

^ sry if that ones really gross hehe in a wierd way

popping the cork?

that ones kinda eh also
#18
Masturbation
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#19
Quote by Thespade22
climbing the greasy pole

^ sry if that ones really gross hehe in a wierd way

popping the cork?

that ones kinda eh also



thanks for contributing haha


and damn that first one was gross hahaha
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#20
Quote by Kwonnie
Use Google.
I'm sure you're impressing all the ladies with your various terms for your lonely little sport.


OMG SWOON.



.......
#21
Skinning the carrot.
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Someone made a sensible post. Well done, genuinely. Adamonia, that is.

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Adamonia, I completely agree with every single word you just said.

Dum Spiro Spero.
#22
Quote by amazing FretMan
*sigh*


kill me please

Well, I've just noticed you make like a thread an hour...


Anyway, Florida flogging is the term I use.
#24
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Skinning the carrot.



haha how did i forget that one!!!
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#25
Yeah TS, if you're gonna make a thread in the Pit, make sure it has longevity...
I mean, check out my pit threads

Ok, enough preening my precious ego.
LOVE ANTHONY GREEN?
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I am slightly disappointed =w=eeze took me out of his sig.

But that's okay.

^Consolation Sig
#26
i hate myself now..thanks pit
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Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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#28
Test firing the rape cannon.
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^ you are wise


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There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#29
Quote by Supertait
Test firing the rape cannon.



this is...amazing
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#33
Quote by InvaderTSN
More like Flogging your Molly.

amiright?



riteuR
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#35
Quote by RU Experienced?
Ejaculating spermatozoa through your urethra to create a zygote with no intention of creating a zygote.



do me now..
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#38
Quote by Iluvpowerchords
Shaking hands with the president



I always thought that was pissing? is it fapping? I gotta stop saying it in everyday conversations if it is...
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^ you are wise


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There's been sooo many threads done on this; I don't even wanna hear that you used the searchbar. Staring at it and giggling does not count.
The worlds fu cked up and we lit the fuse, its all used up what you gonna do?
#39
Quote by Supertait
I always thought that was pissing? is it fapping? I gotta stop saying it in everyday conversations if it is...


When I heard it on Fairly Odd Parents it was in reference to pissing.

But I think it works even better in reference to fapping.
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