#1
Hi I'm Thomas and I am from the band Gravier. If you haven't heard of us it's probably because we are Australian and we've only just formed. We are looking to have an album recorded soon so look out on iTunes in the future for Gravier. If you love rock and blues then you'll love our interesting mix of musical tastes combined into one.
#2
I've heard of you! You guys are my favorite band!

What makes you think we haven't heard of you?

Asshole!

You're not my favorite band anymore!