#1
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>Does the car have original paint? YES
> If you would rate the car's exterior/interior 1-10 with 1 being a complete trash and >10 being a perfect, all original model car what would it be? 0.1 - exterior & 0.05 >interior. Car is really ugly, you don't want to buy this car.
> Has the car had any valve jobs? NO
> Does the car track straight? DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR DEFINITION OF "TRACK".
>Does it drive straight? YES
> How is the clutch? Does it skip? NO
> Do you have all the original keys? YES
>owners manual. NO
>clean title at hand, NO its SALVAGED SALVAGED SALVAGED.
>maintenance records YES
> What is the original mileage of the car? 400 MILLION MILES
> And are you the original owner? NO. I'M NUMBER 100. >
> Thanks, I hope to hear from you soon. NO

i was looking for a honda crx and i asked him a couple questions. this is what i got back. i was slightly confused, i think i pissed him off
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#3
Did he reply in capitals cause that would confuse me to.
I always imagine they're yelling when people pull that.
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#4
you should buy to piss him off

then insist on him filling out an odometer form for licensing

he'll get so annoyed

then ask if he can warranty it for a few days
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#5
Quote by roarinflames
you should buy to piss him off

then insist on him filling out an odometer form for licensing

he'll get so annoyed

then ask if he can warranty it for a few days


heres what i replied:
How bout if I pay yoo million dorrars, and this picture of a spider i drew.


Quote by x_thurston_x
Did he reply in capitals cause that would confuse me to.
I always imagine they're yelling when people pull that.


yea he did lol
i was really caught off guard
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#7
Quote by rafa7008
^ But it only has 5 legs, sir!

It's sitting on the sixth leg, duh.
#8
o oops i forgot to draw the sixth leg. i'm sorry, i knew a spider with only 5 legs cannot be payment
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#9
Quote by slayer_zero
o oops i forgot to draw the sixth leg. i'm sorry, i knew a spider with only 5 legs cannot be payment


Please, send it back to me, so I can send you my proper payment...
#10
Quote by roarinflames
you should buy to piss him off

then insist on him filling out an odometer form for licensing

he'll get so annoyed

then ask if he can warranty it for a few days

haha
#11
Quote by ZeGuitarist
Please, send it back to me, so I can send you my proper payment...

here this should cover it i believe.




im actually quite disappointed. It was really a nice car...
Jackson DXMG -> Vai Morley Wah -> Korg Black Tuner -> (Need a delay) -> Maxon OD808 -> BBE Sonic Maximizer -> ISP Noisegate -> Mesa Boogie Mark IV