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#4
Heres a cake
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#5


This is all you need.


happy bday!!!
Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


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#6
Happy birthday. I don't have any dogs, cake or vodka but you can have a hug.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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#7
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Happy birthday. I don't have any dogs, cake or vodka but you can have a hug.

Wait, vodka? Where!?

Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


WARNING: I kill threads.
#9


I got you a Fozzy Bear doll because I think you resemble him.
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#10
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Wait, vodka? Where!?



Inside me. There's no vodka because I drank it, no cake because I ate it and no dog because I am a sick man.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#11


I got you a breathalyser so you know when you're close to dying!
"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, your eyes will get sore after a while."
#12
Quote by neopowell
Inside me. There's no vodka because I drank it, no cake because I ate it and no dog because I am a sick man.

Originally Posted by evening_crow
Quoting yourself is cool.


WARNING: I kill threads.
#13
Happy Birthday.

Present? A re-post of this.

Jehovah's sillhouette
Against a dying supernova
Sator of Polus quod orbis tarrarum
This is how new worlds are Bourne.

Your sad devotion to that ancient religion
has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes
or given you clairvoyance enough
to find the rebels' hidden fortress.

Contemplating the vast and unextinguishable fire
the best star beams down upon its reflected heir
colours run seamlessly from end to end of the spectrum
your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them.

Red, the colour of fire and of passion and of love
moves to purple, the colour of haze
moves to indigo, the gay one that nobody likes
moves to blue, the colour of serenity and peace.

The tale grew in the telling
until it became a history
a story of one man and his amber halo
killing devils, three to two.

A valiant conqueror
of golden beard and likewise flaxen locks
descended, a time long forgotten
when no mortal heard about the hated pear.

By day he used his judgment and power
given him by those with verdant titles
by night he swalows many liquified breads
trying to score a girl that looked quite fine.

Tripper of day, pirate of night
dueling ninjas until the morning light.
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#14
Happy You Day!!!

I got you what I get everyone (because well let's face it your tongues can't repel flavour of this magnitude!)

#15
21? That's a boring birthday, by all means, spend it playing Scrabble with your family. Just kidding, I know you're a whore for fun so I got you:



With Electronic Banking!

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#16
oh wow, someone was awesome enough to sticky this thread.

thank you mysterious stranger!


and thank you all for the gifts and birthday wishes so far.

i shall be getting very drunk later. no hard feelings if i end up banning one of you while i am intoxicated.
#17
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oh wow, someone was awesome enough to sticky this thread.

thank you mysterious stranger!


and thank you all for the gifts and birthday wishes so far.

i shall be getting very drunk later. no hard feelings if i end up banning one of you while i am intoxicated.

ban me! ban me!
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#18
Like so many people here, I got some dissapointment for you

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#21
Happy 21st! Here, this might come in handy...
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#22
happy birthday!
i got you an e-cookie
??? Fund: cba to keep up with it.
will at least try when I get a jerb
੧_\\\

yours,

Alex (mcfreaki)
#24
Man you're lucky. I turned 21 during prohibition.
Happy birthday man.
I got you directions home that you'll need later tonight.
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#25
happy birthday!

i got you some smurfs in desperate need of help. if they die, you can eat them

Living is easy with eyes closed...
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#26

I know how much you wanted a new war hammer.

Happy birthday, mate!
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#27
Happy Birthdaaaay

I got you this

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#29
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Happy Birthday Day Tripper
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#31
the stores are closed already but have an amazing epic birthday !


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I got you Carlton.



#33
Happy birthday d00d

I got you a skateboarding dog



Use it wisely
*-)
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#40
yup.
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T W H O I R S D
Y O O R U
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