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#1
My girlfriend wants me to learn how to play love bug by the jonas brothers and sing it to her for her birthday. i cant stand them... soo how do i tell her no with out upsetting her?

why couldnt i have learned drums or the flute instead of guitar
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#2
I read the title and thought 'YES! FINALLY!'

Then I read the post and thought 'damn, fail.' How about you just let her learn it? Her music taste is nothing to do with you, it's not like she's making you cover it in a band or anything.
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#4
she has no musical skills what so ever. she is musicly retarded and im sorry for failing so hard forgive me sometime in the next 100 years?
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#5
You could stop being a whiney b*tch and just do this nice thing for your girlfriend, its called sacrafice, sometimes we've got to do stuff we dont like to make others happy.
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they make horrible noises in the middle of the night (is it sex?)

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#6
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Dump her.


Actually, having viewed the problem from all possible angles, this is superior advice to mine.
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#7
I know this. Had it to.
I just told her that im sorry, but I wont play it to her because they make me wanna kill someone, let alone play it.
#8
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You could stop being a whiney b*tch and just do this nice thing for your girlfriend, its called sacrafice, sometimes we've got to do stuff we dont like to make others happy.



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#9
so you would rather die than learn some catchy song on the guitar?... someones got their priorities messed up lol
#10
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You could stop being a whiney b*tch and just do this nice thing for your girlfriend, its called sacrafice, sometimes we've got to do stuff we dont like to make others happy.



i have sacrificed so much already! all i have left is my man hood!
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#11
Its her birthday. If you care about her, you're meant to want to do something for her. If you don't like her enough to learn a song she likes for her birthday, you shouldn't be going out with her.
#12
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she has no musical skills what so ever. she is musicly retarded and im sorry for failing so hard forgive me sometime in the next 100 years?


Of course. Goddamn I love this new emote.

Seriously, why not just help her? It'll make her happy and it'll be something you can share together. She probably looks up to you as a musician and wants to be a part of that.
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#13
After I kidnap you and feed you to my sharks, can I play the song and get your girlfriend's secret reward?
#14
Oooh, yea look at you. Enlightened musical purist who's too good to learn a simple tune.


Fuck off with you.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#15
Kill her and chop her up in seven pieces, then bury all the pieces at the bottom of the seven seas.

Only then, this abomonation will end.

It will be a long and tough journey, but you must succeed... for mankind!
#16
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Of course. Goddamn I love this new emote.

Seriously, why not just help her? It'll make her happy and it'll be something you can share together. She probably looks up to you as a musician and wants to be a part of that.



i have tried to teach her...i have been for the past 6 months. like every time i give her a lesson she forgets everything else i taught her before. and when did they get a hug emote?
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#17
just do it, if anything, it'll score you some big points.

you know...relationship points.

...sexy points.
They say good things come in small packages. You know what else comes in small packages? Unrelenting pain and horror.
#18
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After I kidnap you and feed you to my sharks, can I play the song and get your girlfriend's secret reward?



no you can not rape her in the ass im sorry but she wont go for it iv'e tried. but yes you can feed me to your sharks. what are there names?
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#19
Just do it. You might get laid
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#20
Do it if she promices to do something for you. Then bum her (she'll prob like it so don't feel bad).
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#21
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i have tried to teach her...i have been for the past 6 months. like every time i give her a lesson she forgets everything else i taught her before. and when did they get a hug emote?


Ok fair enough, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't do the song. A few minutes of playing something you don't like will lead to your girl melting over you for...however long she usually melts for, and her friends will all think you're awesome.

Be the bigger man about it and I'm sure she'll reward you by making your little man a lot bigger, if you know what I mean.
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#23
Do it you puss.

If you absolutely don't want to do it, chop off your left hand.
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#24
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Ok fair enough, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't do the song. A few minutes of playing something you don't like will lead to your girl melting over you for...however long she usually melts for, and her friends will all think you're awesome.

Be the bigger man about it and I'm sure she'll reward you by making your little man a lot bigger, if you know what I mean.



you sir win. but, she wants me and my band to do it now. so, would you kindly PM and ill give you my address and you can come kidnap me.
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#25
you don't deserve her faggot. Give her to me
*proceeds to have sex with TS's gf*
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#26
She's your girlfriend dude.
She's not asking you to go on a PSA and sing it for everyone in the world.
Be a good boyfriend and do it for her, s'no big deal!
#27
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you sir win. but, she wants me and my band to do it now. so, would you kindly PM and ill give you my address and you can come kidnap me.


Ohh that's slightly different. Could you guys play your regular set and you could do it as an acoustic piece midway through? Then get everyone to sing happy birthday to her. That way your band doesn't have to get involved, she gets her song and you still get two armfuls of woman to play out your funtime on.
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#28
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Ohh that's slightly different. Could you guys play your regular set and you could do it as an acoustic piece midway through? Then get everyone to sing happy birthday to her. That way your band doesn't have to get involved, she gets her song and you still get two armfuls of woman to play out your funtime on.



yes, we could cause we are an acoustic band haha. but ill do it.....against my better judgment. thank you pit. i look up to everyone above 6'4.
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#31
dump her on her birthday


no. just do it. its her birthday.
Last edited by macfries at Jan 9, 2009,
#32
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yes, we could cause we are an acoustic band haha. but ill do it.....against my better judgment. thank you pit. i look up to everyone above 6'4.


I'm only 6'1

Do it as a solo piece, just yourself onstage. That way your band can't argue that they deserve to sex your girl as well.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#33
Pahaha.. Jonas Brothers...
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#34
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Yeah, he's looking at you.



kinda looks like my uncle...
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#36
Quote by neopowell
I'm only 6'1

Do it as a solo piece, just yourself onstage. That way your band can't argue that they deserve to sex your girl as well.



ill make a special exception for you mr pirate.
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#37
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ill make a special exception for you mr pirate.


YARRRR you will! (cwhutididthar?)

It'll be fine, enjoy yourself.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#38
Quote by neopowell
YARRRR you will! (cwhutididthar?)

It'll be fine, enjoy yourself.



hey your cool just as long as i dont get a rusty hook...
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#39
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hey your cool just as long as i dont get a rusty hook...


'Rusty Hook' is the pet name for my penis, so...yeah, sorry man, but that's going to happen.
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Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
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You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
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I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#40
well...if you must..lets do it on the poop deck.
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