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#1
I've been away from UG for quite some time (apart from some drunken and completely pointless threads) and was wondering if anything interesting has gone on here? No more getting pwnt by Cas? No more Logz and Scourge marrying?
Fill me in, guys
"Everybody, one day will die and be forgotten. Act and behave in a way that will make life interesting and fun. Find a passion, form relationships, don't be afraid to get out there and fuck what everyone else thinks."
#2
I now rule the world.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#3
Quote by el-ECTRO
I now rule the world.


Hmm, an '08er. I wouldn't expect much more stupidity from YOU lot.

/elitism

God, I love no longer being a newbie.
"Everybody, one day will die and be forgotten. Act and behave in a way that will make life interesting and fun. Find a passion, form relationships, don't be afraid to get out there and fuck what everyone else thinks."
#4
Well some guy masturbated with his friends. His name is Union_Jake. el-ECTRO now rules the world and everyone is gay for rabidguitarist.
#7
I saw some movie... it sucked.
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Quote by jsync
And I've eaten at some of Australia's best pizzerias.



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#8
Quote by JackalUK
Also nobody like Kensai anymore...


Bull****, it's physically impossible for anybody not like that lovable Swede-fag.
"Everybody, one day will die and be forgotten. Act and behave in a way that will make life interesting and fun. Find a passion, form relationships, don't be afraid to get out there and fuck what everyone else thinks."
#9
Quote by the_random_hero
Bull****, it's physically impossible for anybody not like that lovable Swede-fag.

I love him only like Gary loves Ash.

Though Gary secretly wants to kill Ash..
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#10
We now have robotic overlords.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#11
Quote by metacarpi
We now have robotic overlords.

Which reminds me.. I think I found their weakness. Observe:



See, robots are notoriously catty. If we can convince some of them that the others are sleeping with their girlfriends, we can get them into the ring, and they'll take each other out.

And when it happens, I want to be the new over lord.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#12
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Which reminds me.. I think I found their weakness. Observe:



See, robots are notoriously catty. If we can convince some of them that the others are sleeping with their girlfriends, we can get them into the ring, and they'll take each other out.

And when it happens, I want to be the new over lord.


A well concocted plan indeed!

If we can rock them, it will lead to an inherent desire within them to sock each other.

Genius!
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#13
you missed the llama thread
man i cant spell that animal
Pull my finger

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"Kyle.. Do you know what homosex is?"
me:"...yes... why?"
"Do you want to have it?"
Me again:"...no Anthony..no i don't"
"Oh.. okay.. good night"

haha

Quote by madhampster
Dear god the pit is a force to be reckoned with.
#14
My avatar grew a moustache ... that got some chins wagging.

Quote by FuZzY(aus)
you missed the llama thread
man i cant spell that animal


He's crazy ignore him.
#15
Quote by metacarpi
A well concocted plan indeed!

If we can rock them, it will lead to an inherent desire within them to sock each other.

Genius!

Get your bass, Metacarpi. We have practicing to do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtPAMlpfdEA
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#17
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Which reminds me.. I think I found their weakness. Observe:

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See, robots are notoriously catty. If we can convince some of them that the others are sleeping with their girlfriends, we can get them into the ring, and they'll take each other out.

And when it happens, I want to be the new over lord.


I thought all you had to do was show the a conundrum and their heads explode?
Albums I Must Obtain
Call me Paul. I prefer that.
Quote by fretsonfire74
I think you're my soulmate
#18
*practices*
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#20
Quote by Freepower
Affirmative.

Nao scanning for infidelity...

They're on to us! Abort the plan, Metacarpi!
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#21
Elz rules the world, she also made me Minister For Awesome.

Kensai has been impounded for being rapey.

We discovered that you don't want to watch the Prestige with your friends.
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#22
This place became a pale imitation of /b/, both in terms of mindless, unfunny 'memes', and the general retardation of the average Pit-goer.

Its getting better though. I'm glad people are starting to realise that most memes just arn't clever or funny.
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#23
Quote by neopowell

We discovered that you don't want to watch the Prestige with your friends.


... we obviously took different things away from that story

<_<

>_>
#24
Quote by aaciseric
... we obviously took different things away from that story

<_<

>_>

All I learned was that I shouldn't tell the Pit about it unless I want instant fame.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#25
Quote by Jack Off Jill
They're on to us! Abort the plan, Metacarpi!


Flee!
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#26
Quote by Jack Off Jill
They're on to us! Abort the plan, Metacarpi!


Beepily beepily beep!

Insurgency detected - deploy banhammer.exe!

*furious robotic banning ensues*


Seriously, am I posting in the Pit? I am BORED.
#27
I'll only be a martyr for the cause, Freepower. And when that happens... Well.. I don't think anything will happen. I think Metacarpi will just fail to rally the troops and he'll run around like a chicken with it's head cut off..

But I'll definitely put a curse upon your user name.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#28
Quote by Jack Off Jill
All I learned was that I shouldn't tell the Pit about it unless I want instant fame.


Speaking of instant fame we can't forget about Sixwingmortal and the nightly washing of his own bed sheets.

Well I count pissing on myself as a wash anyway.
#29
Quote by Freepower
Beepily beepily beep!

Insurgency detected - deploy banhammer.exe!

*furious robotic banning ensues*

Seriously, am I posting in the Pit? I am BORED.


Not only are you posting in the pit, but you're also posting in a pit voice.

run laughter.sys

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A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#30
you can't always be wowing us noobs with your insane theory and technique, Freepower, you gotta relax some time :P
#31
Quote by rabidguitarist
Not only are you posting in the pit, but you're also posting in a pit voice.

run laughter.sys

blscrn


Rabid's bluescreened! Quick!

*Steals Rabid's wallet.*

...why do you have a naked picture of Queen Latifa in here?
Quote by ozzyismetal
Neopowell, that's because you are a pumped-up sex offender.
Quote by Kensai
You're exactly the kind of person who'd have sex in a bar drunk
Quote by Zero-Hartman
You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

I write things. You can read them.Essay on UK student riots
#32
Holy crap, out of all you spam*****s, I only know three people in this thread. What happened to the '07 crew?
"Everybody, one day will die and be forgotten. Act and behave in a way that will make life interesting and fun. Find a passion, form relationships, don't be afraid to get out there and fuck what everyone else thinks."
#33
Me and JOJ are 07.....
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#34
Quote by neopowell
Rabid's bluescreened! Quick!

*Steals Rabid's wallet.*

...why do you have a naked picture of Queen Latifa in here?


what, doesn't everyone have n00dz of Queen Latifah?

<_<

>_>
#35
Quote by metacarpi
Me and JOJ are the 07 crew.....

Fixed.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#38
Quote by ChrisN
Llamas.
Lots of them.


God, does that still live?
It was funny for a while then it just got ridiculous
#39
Quote by tushmeister
I'm so glad you're back
I missed you so much
Who are you?


That's cold Tushy, ice cold!
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#40
Speaking of relaxing, you've all narrowly avoided a permaban due to my gf coming home and us watching Spaced.

Count yourself lucky. The other moderators have been informed through the electric internets and we will be sending in the T100s and the Hunter Killer units immediately.
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