Die Ruhe vor dem Sturm.
I take maybe 1 meter of paper, then crumple it, wipe once. Then repeat until I'm clean.

Maybe a waste of toiletpaper, but that's how I roll.
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
Fold. I hate it when i drop a huge one and water splashes into my butt.
Sail upon the open skies
Last edited by angusfan16 at Jan 9, 2009,
Wait. Where the hell is my poll? You promised me a poll!
"Loathe metaphors. Pander to undereducated masses. Get doctorate, have a real conversation" Mordin Solus
I make nice little compact sphere and roll it around like a dung beetle.
Funny thing about people saying to use the searchbar, is that no one will think that this was done a hundred times And I couldn't imagine searching before making a thread like this...

As for myself, I cut 3 or 4 squares and fold them neatly.
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You just single-handedly caused an entire future generation of people to be flushed down the toilet.

Good job, TS.
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I auction it on ebay for all my fanboys to buy.

I thought this business was private between me and you?
Follow the smoke toward the riff filled land