#1
My school had a gas leak in the last hour and a half and everyone was sent to the ice rink and army reserve base near it. Nobody can get their stuff and I left my MP3 player, flash drive, and house key in my bag. Worst part is my bag is in the library instead of being locked in a classroom.

So how was your day?
#2
Pretty good, I went and cut a gas line in some school. I heard they had to evacuate and some fag let his MP3 player in the library.

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Pretty good, I went and cut a gas line in some school. I heard they had to evacuate and some fag let his MP3 player in the library.

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#6
not a bad day, i got to school late and nobody was there when i went in the library.. it smelled a bit gassy though, then i found an mp3 player so i grabbed it and took off.
#7
Pretty good. I skipped school and beat up some kid who smelled like gas and took his MP3 player.
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#8
lol, i saw him too, dunno where he got his mp3 player from though, crazy huh
#10
I noticed the local school seemed empty, so I went in the library, and some idiot left his house keys there. Jackpot.
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#12
I noticed some guys in masks walking into a school so I chained the doors shut behind them with a string going under one and i lit it.
#13
I walked into this empty school and was playin around for awhile, it smelled kinda funny, then I got dizzy and fainted.
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Dimebag had a worse gig.
#14
I did 2 hours of mock GCSEs.


I'm 14.
EDIT: Without a break, of course, I'd have to be even more pathetic to whinge otherwise.
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