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#1
So.... this thread is for all the heterosexual people of the pit.
Most of us guys have some character traits that are usually associated with women or homosexuals. YOU TOO, ADMIT IT!!!

EDIT: I know that most things that you get called gay for have nothing to do with sexuality - it's just stereotypes. But this thread is about having some fun with said stereotypes, so post away.


This thread is for sharing our gay little secrets. I'll start:


I behave like a girl in some ways - I love scarves and am very concerned about the look and size of my butt. I also love stuff that is pink and/or has to do with Hello Kitty. I constantly talk about gay sex with my friends and I flirt with them - jokingly, but still.


(Women should also feel free to contribute - the more the better. )
Last edited by TheQuailman at Jan 9, 2009,
#2
~Oh my god~ I love scarves too.
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#5
I've played Hello Kitty guitars at music shops and played it off as trying to be ironic or funny but I really do like Hello Kitty to some degree. I find the colour pink enraging though.

I also usually wear my watch upside down. It's girly but I find it much more comfortable.
#7
Well I'm bisexual so can't really contribute, but love of scarves should not be considered gay or purely for women! Scarves are wonderful, wonderful things. Beautiful, magical things. They keep you warm, keep sand out of your eyes and nose and mouth, shade your skin from the sun, complement your outfit, look good on Timelords and are just generally awesome!

I love scarves. I own about 20 lol.
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#8
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Whenever i see a homosexual i want to punch his face in, that count?


Why ,do they scare you?
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#9
i had gay sex in church 4 times
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#10
I put my penis in guys sometimes, just for funsies though.
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#11
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Whenever i see a homosexual i want to punch his face in, that count?

So you want to touch gay men? Yeah, you're in.


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Well I'm bisexual so can't really contribute, but love of scarves should not be considered gay or purely for women! Scarves are wonderful, wonderful things. Beautiful, magical things. They keep you warm, keep sand out of your eyes and nose and mouth, shade your skin from the sun, complement your outfit, look good on Timelords and are just generally awesome!

I love scarves. I own about 20 lol.

Finally someone who understands me!
#13
I love pink to ****ing death, it's one of my favourite colours.

But I don't really consider that gay? but then again you get called a fag if you wear pink so yeaaaaaaaaaaah.

I'm also really concerned about my look, and I stand like forever in front of a mirror before I go out haha
#15
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#16
I've kissed a surprising amount of men, tongues and all, for someone who's supposed to be straight.
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#19
I love scarves and my friends and I always talk about gay sex infront of people and we feel each other up quite a bit tooo.
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#20
Oh and I should share my friends gay little secrets as well I guess...

They touch me I'm not kidding they grope my penis like everytime they see me..
#21
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I constantly talk about gay sex with my friends and I flirt with them - jokingly, but still.



This.
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#23
I've also been to every gay bar in central Bristol. That's only three or four but, again, I'm meant to be straight...
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#24
I wear a pink bike chain bracelet, I stand with my hip to the side, exactly like both of my sisters... I have a pink stuffed dog. I refuse to have sex anymore without a condom. I love having long nails and painting them or drilling holes in them and putting earrings in the holes. I have issues with the size of my butt. For some reason, I want a pink explorer...
#25
I too don't like my ass. I also have more curve to my hips and waist than my gf does. 0.o

I'm somewhat afraid of sex, I think masturbation is disgusting, and I just would rather wait until marriage. I don't like porn either!

I watch what I eat all the time, and I workout to build muscle where I feel I am flabby, yes flabby. I go to the restroom with friends just to have a buddy system going on and talk with them in the restroom.

I'm not gay, I'm not bi. I just, I'm almost more feminine than my girlfriend sometimes... Though she has a great ass.
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#27
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I wear a pink bike chain bracelet, I stand with my hip to the side, exactly like both of my sisters... I have a pink stuffed dog. I refuse to have sex anymore without a condom. I love having long nails and painting them or drilling holes in them and putting earrings in the holes. I have issues with the size of my butt. For some reason, I want a pink explorer...



That's not gay, that's just common sense

And men don't really have to worry about the size of their butts, you guys have naturally slender arses as a rule. It's us women who have the podgy rears. Damn you, nature!
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#28
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I think masturbation is disgusting


You've come to the wrong forum, my friend...
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You're a terrible, terrible man. This is a new middle for you.

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#29
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Why ,do they scare you?

no, they just annoy the hell out of me
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#30
Quote by szekelymihai
this is gay

you're just metrosexuals in my opinion ...


Pfft, that's not gay. This is gay.

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#31
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Whenever i see a homosexual i want to punch his face in, that count?

*cough* Homosexual in denial *cough*
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#32
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So that's not gay... I've said too much
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#33
Scarves make my neck itch aren't they like that to everyone?

I have had lesbian moments with friends and people I just met that day, drunk and sober. Like this one time at school.. actually I won't go on there I'll just leave you all guessing

I've been accused of being a lesbian when I bit my friend on the neck - I've licked it before, which I'd say is more-gay than biting it. That's vampire! -.-
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#34
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You've come to the wrong forum, my friend...

+1 scared of sex?
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#37
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Whenever i see a homosexual i want to punch his face in, that count?

I think you're confused about what fisting is.
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#38
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