#1
This is no joke, I repeat this in no joke! I was just looking at yahoo news and came across this headline "Texas Death Row Inmate Pulls Out Eye, Eats it"!!!!!!!!!!

I have no idea if this is anywhere in the forums but I just had to post it. I can't stop laughing.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090109/ap_on_re_us/death_row_eye
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#2
Hey, inmates need attention too y'know..
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#3
Next time when someone pulls out your eye, you'll be laughing too.
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#4
What an attention whore. God, he's going to die..we know already!


Also, that's not very funny at all...Kind of sick.
#6
That's just creepy. Really, really creepy.
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#7
Thomas told police how he put his victims' hearts in his pocket and left their apartment, took them home, put them in a plastic bag and threw them in the trash.
#8
I wonder what it looks like under his eye lid???
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#9
Not as screwed as some things I've read about people doing, but still pretty screwed up.
#12
TS, I hope somebody plucks out your eye and eats it.
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#15
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as for you, you spin a story like a spider spins a web
see? that's a metaphor - no wait, a simile
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#19
So wait, they found him guilty, sentenced him to death when he wanted to go to a mental institution. So he was sitting in his sell thinking how he can still go to that mental institution and so he came up with the plan of ripping out his own eye and eating it as a way of showing that he needs to go to a mental institution. The judge actually played along? I wouldn't be surprised if a whole lot of death row inmates started plucking out their own eyes now and eating them just so they can get off death row and go to a mental institution.

I see it as only more reason to put him to death, frankly.
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Quote by DZCunuck
So wait, they found him guilty, sentenced him to death when he wanted to go to a mental institution. So he was sitting in his sell thinking how he can still go to that mental institution and so he came up with the plan of ripping out his own eye and eating it as a way of showing that he needs to go to a mental institution. The judge actually played along? I wouldn't be surprised if a whole lot of death row inmates started plucking out their own eyes now and eating them just so they can get off death row and go to a mental institution.

I see it as only more reason to put him to death, frankly.


Except that he already had a history of gouging out his own eyes and... well cutting people's hearts out. I think it's pretty fair to say that he is mentally ill.


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Reminds me of Georges Battaille's essay "The Lugubrious Eye."
Last edited by dullsilver_mike at Jan 9, 2009,
#22
This was the second time he had pulled out his own eye? Meaning he now has no eyes? WTF?!?
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