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#3
hahahhahaha

have fun being banned
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Quote by Jacob6293
why couldn't the boy with only seven toes eat his own feet?

he was lack toes intolerant!!!!!!!




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Mom keeps me clinically obese so I won't run away.
#11
perv
Mesa Single Rectifier
Marshall 1960A vintage
Rg3exfm1 w/ EMG 85/81
Big Baby Taylor Acoustic
Ibanez TS808
#16
Keep in mind ladies. I might have to add you also.
Quote by red18420
There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


Vote here to help me get to BC!
#17
rofl FAIL!!!!
Quote by Allnightmask22

Alternatively, have your friends hold him down, then take a dump in his mouth, make sure your genitals don't touch him though, that's gay.

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Teddy-Metal
for those who like to mosh, but just wanna cuddle afterwards

smashing pumkins fans=)^
#19
I don't know about addresses, but I bet something will arrive in your inbox soon...
#21
Quote by Deliriumbassist
oh dear Lord

What a gimp... there's no such thing as a girl on the internet, nor MSN in the kitchen.


Deliriumbassist strikes again!

So TS...I heard you want some hot stuff?

*puts finger on arse*

Tssssssssssssssssssss

Epiphone Les Paul Standard w/ SD Alnico Pro II's
Fender Aerodyne Telecaster & Stratocaster
Marshall JCM 800 4104 combo


E-Married to Funny_Page
#23
girls on UG?
are you high?
i mean seriously
dude
Quote by Valid12891
I wish I had an extra sensitive third nipple, and a girl who was into that sort of thing.

Quote by _Ixnay_
In Russia, Winter Cold + Vodka + Big-Chested Women = No problem.


Book of shadows 2?
O_o
#24
, are you the guy who just asked for my msn address in chat? Because...yeah fail
MEMBER OF THE LAUGAM BRITISH HIT SQUAD! HONORARY MEMBER OF THE SWEDISH LAUGAM HIT SQUAD!
I'M JUST SEE THROUGH FADED, SUPER JADED, AND OUT OF MY MIND
<//////>~ dA
Esther is officially awesome and smart - Frenchy
#26
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last.fm zune
coryklok is my e-hubby! ^_^
rip Billy Mays <3
#28
wow i cant beleave some fag acctualy left a pm like im serious the only girls on ug are dikes
#29
hey sexy!

x0rsist@gmail.com

i have cam aswell. ill do some naughty things on it for you!
Gear:
Wasburn x-40w/floyd roseOFR
Swineshead venom+warthog pups
Kustom 100 wt quad DFX,Boss MT-2,Ibanez TS-7
~We Rock Out With Our Cocks Out!: UG Naked Club.~
Post a naked picture of yourself with your guitar to join.
#30
ha.. this was so smooth.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#31
Quote by sweetdog
wow i cant beleave some fag acctualy left a pm like im serious the only girls on ug are dikes


That's not true!

...Most of them are bisexuals.
Quote by red18420
There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


Vote here to help me get to BC!
#34
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Did you guys rip him apart?

I really should drop into chat again.



We were surprisingly polite, lol. We mocked him for clearly lying about his age, and told him that dating sites and attention *****s were better targets than UG or me, but that was about it. He quit a bit too soon for us to truly get started

And yes you should
MEMBER OF THE LAUGAM BRITISH HIT SQUAD! HONORARY MEMBER OF THE SWEDISH LAUGAM HIT SQUAD!
I'M JUST SEE THROUGH FADED, SUPER JADED, AND OUT OF MY MIND
<//////>~ dA
Esther is officially awesome and smart - Frenchy
#36
Quote by sweetdog
wow i cant beleave some fag acctualy left a pm like im serious the only girls on ug are dikes


Oh wel me n my gf were about to give you our addy's til you left that disparaging remark.

If you don't like lesbian action, well that's just too bad.
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RED MILITIA FACTION
#38
Quote by will123456789

and mate: ure the first 08er to make me laugh kudos

Quote by Mr. La Fritz
Turn it off and on again.


^ Golden computer rule.

Quote by Spamwise
I've had a hooker die once. I love getting free stuff.
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#39
*Asian Voice*

We have sexy time, You pay now?
return 0;

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And I've eaten at some of Australia's best pizzerias.



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