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#1
I'm not usually one to judge, but seriously, some girls (and a few guys) I know have some pretty f*cking stupid status updates. I'll give you the worst:

Guy (this cholo dude): "[insert name here] shares kush blunts with the devil yo"
Mood: Crunk

Girl: "[insert name here] has finally found her own Edward Cullen!! Hes my personal brand of heroin "
Mood: In love with him "12:20:08"

After I read that girl one I got so depressed that I couldn't bring myself to go on Myspace for a week...

Anyone else got some more annoying ones?
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#4
I love status updates.

How else am I supposed to keep up with the relationship status of every single one of my girl friends?

I mean jeez, every 5 seconds there's an update on SOMEONES love life.
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#6
=w=eeze: is making crap threads, peace
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#9
____ is thinking...

it makes me mad and i dont know why
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#10
i haate people who post every single fu*king thing they do as their status
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Herpes maybe.
#11
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____ is thinking...

it makes me mad and i dont know why

It makes me mad also...
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I am slightly disappointed =w=eeze took me out of his sig.

But that's okay.

^Consolation Sig
#12
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I'm not usually one to judge, but seriously, some girls (and a few guys) I know have some pretty f*cking stupid status updates. I'll give you the worst:

Guy (this cholo dude): "[insert name here] shares kush blunts with the devil yo"
Mood: Crunk

Girl: "[insert name here] has finally found her own Edward Cullen!! Hes my personal brand of heroin "
Mood: In love with him "12:20:08"

After I read that girl one I got so depressed that I couldn't bring myself to go on Myspace for a week...

Anyone else got some more annoying ones?


That first ones pretty bad, but that second one is horrid. It made me cringe.
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#13
Dallen, the scary thing is, he's apparently "UG's Male Twilight Fan" Hipocrasy??? Yes/Yes
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#14
When people list temporary annoyances

(name) is hungry
(name) is tired
(name) is bored

Or when people say something that only one or two people will understand

(name) doesn't care what you think
(name) DoN'T ShOoOoT lololol *braaaaapz*
(name) is missing him
that last one combined the two

And when people forget to hit backspace and it makes no sense

(name) is raptors lost...again
(name) is I will always love you
(name) is [insert song lyric]
#15
Hmm...
Found one just now. Believe it or not, it's a guy.
"[insert name here] OH EMM GEE"
Mood: Excited!!!

EDIT:
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Dallen, the scary thing is, he's apparently "UG's Male Twilight Fan" Hipocrasy??? Yes/Yes

It's true, I'm a twilight fan.
That doesn't mean I approve of the obsessions some girls somehow have with a lustful vampire who's attracted to a girl because of the smell of her blood.
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I am slightly disappointed =w=eeze took me out of his sig.

But that's okay.

^Consolation Sig
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#16
The ones that were written by anyone under the impression that ANYONE else would actually give a flying fat rats ass. Honestly, nobody needs to know that that forgetful old biddy of a waitress at the Ihop put too much fruit toppings on your hotcakes.
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#18
Quote by Skully12
____ is thinking...

it makes me mad and i dont know why

It's like they're trying to show some sort of sophistication for using their fucking mind. Actually thinking every once in awhile is so uncommon to these people, that they think it so unusual that they must let the world know as if that would somehow sway the fact that they are bumbling retards.


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#22
Girl: &&im here your there, miles away. No matter who or what separates us, remember that we see the same star 57 minutes ago.
Mood: unbreakable<3


^That **** is so annoying.

Oh yeah this too

Girl: birthday! school. cheer. home. friends. <3 texxttt 16 hours ago.
Mood: boom changalangg
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#23
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Hmm...
Found one just now. Believe it or not, it's a guy.
"[insert name here] OH EMM GEE"
Mood: Excited!!!

EDIT:
It's true, I'm a twilight fan.
That doesn't mean I approve of the obsessions some girls somehow have with a lustful vampire who's attracted to a girl because of the smell of her blood.

You win...THIS ROUND!
"We were one among the fence"
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#24
TS, refer to my Twilight demote in the Demotivational thread.

As for statuses, people tell me they hate mine:

MySpace: [name] isn't.

Facebook: [name] has deleted you from his friends list.
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#25
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You win...THIS ROUND!

Indeed.


...let this be our final battle..
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I am slightly disappointed =w=eeze took me out of his sig.

But that's okay.

^Consolation Sig
#26
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TS, refer to my Twilight demote in the Demotivational thread.

As for statuses, people tell me they hate mine:

MySpace: [name] isn't.

Facebook: [name] has deleted you from his friends list.

I saw it
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I am slightly disappointed =w=eeze took me out of his sig.

But that's okay.

^Consolation Sig
#27
______ is Luving U <33333

Relationships are great, but I feel that's purposely showing off that you have one.

Andredit: Also, why the hell do people add extra letters to every word? Ex:

_____ haaattees Justinnnnnnn cuz hes randommmmmmm
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#28
"Snitches get stiches"
Mood: lol dope

Dumb. ^
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#29
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Also, why the hell do people add extra letters to every word? Ex:

_____ haaattees Justinnnnnnn cuz hes randommmmmmm

I hate that the most.
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I am slightly disappointed =w=eeze took me out of his sig.

But that's okay.

^Consolation Sig
#30
not a status but some gay black kid has his display name as "u wish u were rich bitch" o hate him
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#31
"_________ has soooooo much work to do. I'm gonna die. Stupid history paper."

Then, go ****ing do it!
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#32
"Just chillin at home"

*7 min later*

"Hanging out at home"

*32 seconds later*

"Just relaxing at home"

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"Just woke up from a nap and laying on the couch"
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#33
I haven't found very many funny status updates. But there's something I read in a group that I just have to post. In the Facebook group "BOOBS ARE THE DOPEST THING SINCE VAGINA'S"
Some chick posted this:

This is the most vulgar, sexist, trashiest group ever!

You degrading assholes! Go **** yourself because you don't have the brain to think about people's ****ing minds before their bodies and you can't get a ****ing date because girls can't stand your macho- ness!
**** YOU whoever created this group.
YOU MAKING ME ****ING SICK SINCE STALIN AND HITLER AND KIM JUNG-IL! By the way, you'd be really good friends with all of them because them and their accociates raped a pleanty of people.
#34
When people turn an english sentence into a math equation

[Girl] h3lL@ b0r3d...hItt m3h uP
#35
"[insert name here] NIGGAFAGGOT"
Mood: Purple!!!
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I am slightly disappointed =w=eeze took me out of his sig.

But that's okay.

^Consolation Sig
#37
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______ is Luving U <33333

Relationships are great, but I feel that's purposely showing off that you have one.

Andredit: Also, why the hell do people add extra letters to every word? Ex:

_____ haaattees Justinnnnnnn cuz hes randommmmmmm


i loled cause i do that

facebook ( me: ) snowboardiiiiinnnnnnn tommarrroooowwwww rawrrrrr
#38
Yeah, before I deactivated my account some months ago, I thought I'd go with a bang...ish:

#40
After I read that girl one I got so depressed that I couldn't bring myself to go on Myspace for a week...

Oh lol.
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