#1
So I just woke up sitting in my desk chair, with my bong on the desk in a bunch of little pieces and my hand super glued to my penis. Speculations as to what the hell just happened and how to unglue my hand from my member would be appreciated.
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#7
How are you typing? Yo mamma helpin' ya, foo?
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+1 Maus24

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#8
Posting in an epic thread.
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Just eat the headstock.

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#12
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rub icyhot on it
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Just rip it off.
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#14
I can't be bothered finding the pic so..

"Ya'll niggaz are posting in a troll thread"
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#16
Pee on it.


Oh, wait...
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What a coincidence one time I ****ed your cousin in the eye.
#18
Cut it off.

Edit: Sigh.
Me duele todo el cuerpo por los errores
Presionados por la lujuria
Nos mentimos tanto el uno al otro
Que en nada confiamos
#19
hahahahhaahah

go to hospital or something. your going to look like a pedophile while your in the waiting room though.... ahhahah
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#20
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I thought this was going to be about your addiction to masterbating but this is better!
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I hate trying to cover up my cheese in school because the bimbo next to me dislikes the smell of pure love.

I'm bringing farts back!
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So I just woke up sitting in my desk chair, with my bong on the desk in a bunch of little pieces and my hand super glued to my penis. Speculations as to what the hell just happened and how to unglue my hand from my member would be appreciated.


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One time I had this disease that every morning I had to open my eyes. The doctor told me it was just me waking up in the morning.


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How are you typing? Yo mamma helpin' ya, foo?


I knew he was so full of **** as soon as I read the title