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..do your shopping. It will almost always result in fail.

For example, me and my bestest friend JTMaximum were riding home from a friend's house today. We decided to drop in at the local Aldi (little grocery shop) to grab some water, as we were rather thirsty. I sent JT in while I minded the bikes. He returns, with a 1.25 litre bottle of water, which he bought for 70 cents. All was good, until he opened it. It exploded all over us and our bikes, and continued to fizz out of the bottle. I read the label...

Natural Mineral Water
CARBONATED

Yucky soda water. They use that as a base for home-made soft drink, and to get stains out of carpet....

So, yes. We had to ride home with disgusting soda water for refreshment. Euch.

Women of The Pit, it is time to strike back. What are some things men simply shouldn't do?
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Quote by Rock_Rebel
..do your shopping. It will almost always result in fail.


MEN DON'T LIKE SHOPPING FOR A REASON!
#6
We shouldn't have read this thread, you sexist ninny.
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WAIT! So, by virtue of your story, you're saying that grocery shopping IS the woman's job...
#9
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Ninny?

I'm not very threatening.
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#10
I think you're friend's just an idiot. Don't generalize this to all men.


Also, get back in the kitchen.
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#11
They like that carbonated water in Germany. And as a man, I rather enjoy cooking. I'm not one of those retards you see in the store on their cell phones going, "Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm honey baby, theys gots 18 different kinds of Jello. Which did you want for the Cherry Jello Surprise, uuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmm. What are basters?? I told yous we gots enough lube."
And don't shop for **** at Aldi. Except for microwave dinners and ipod docks.
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Quote by goest
WAIT! So, by virtue of your story, you're saying that grocery shopping IS the woman's job...


Right. 'Cause only women know better than to get soda water. >.>
#14
Quote by goest
WAIT! So, by virtue of your story, you're saying that grocery shopping IS the woman's job...




This man is correct, if that infact is what is implied here. If you are serious please do not generalize a whole sex.
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#15
Hey, you didn't have to make a thread about it


Besides, you're the one who was thirsty XD :P
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Last edited by jtmaximum at Jan 10, 2009,
#18
Quote by jtmaximum
Hey, you didn't have to make a thread about it


Besides, you're tjhe one who was thirsty XD :P


LOL. It sounds like you did the actual shopping part right to me.
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Quote by goest
WAIT! So, by virtue of your story, you're saying that grocery shopping IS the woman's job...


Doh, ownt.

Not necessarily that, but that If it had said 'poison water' he probably still would have bought it
#20
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This man is correct, if that infact is what is implied here. If you are serious please do not generalize a whole sex.


I'm not being serious I just wanted to annoy JT
#21
grocery shopping??
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#22
Quote by Rock_Rebel
I'm not being serious I just wanted to annoy JT


Ha ha figured as much
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#23
But... I'm a guy and I enjoy shopping...

Yes, I know, I should probably remove my testicles, but I have grown rather fond of the hairy little buggers.
#24
I hate how women are always sexist towards men.
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Quote by goest
WAIT! So, by virtue of your story, you're saying that grocery shopping IS the woman's job...


that.

let alone the fact that you don't like soda water has nothing to do with it being drinkable.

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#27
Quote by alaskan_ninja
I think you're friend's just an idiot. Don't generalize this to all men.


Also, get back in the kitchen.


You probably don't want me in the kitchen..I burnt my Home Ec smoothie in '08....
#28
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I hate how women are always sexist towards men.


That's quite a generalization... and I'm only annoying JT.

EDIT: oh i really am good at double posting
#29
My dad can't buy groceries to save his life, but he can cook much better than my mom. They make a good team.
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Quote by Rock_Rebel
You probably don't want me in the kitchen..I burnt my Home Ec smoothie in '08....

You... How do... Ehhhh...
#31
Quote by Rock_Rebel
That's quite a generalization... and I'm only annoying JT.

EDIT: oh i really am good at double posting

Jokezzz, women aren't sexist towards men, unless there's something we don't know about ....
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#37
Due to the TS's sexism, this thread is now about Pizza!
so what's your guys' favorite toppings?

mine are pepperoni and jalapenos.
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#38
The problem was that you went to Aldi in the first place.
Those places scare me... giant packets of nappies and foreign biscuits... and the lazy bitches have CHAIRS at the checkouts. And it stinks.
And I agree, if I let my boyfriend do our shopping I'd be living on steak and coffee.
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Quote by Thepoison92
You... How do... Ehhhh...


I dunno how I burnt it..but I gave it to the biggest bitch I know and she almost threw up...

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The problem was that you went to Aldi in the first place.
Those places scare me... giant packets of nappies and foreign biscuits... and the lazy bitches have CHAIRS at the checkouts. And it stinks.
And I agree, if I let my boyfriend do our shopping I'd be living on steak and coffee.


Last edited by Rock_Rebel at Jan 10, 2009,
#40
wait, there is a woman on teh Interwebz?
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Although i guess the OP will have to get used to reading them if he's going to buy a bugera..
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along with fire escape routes...

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