#2
Sew "I love you mum and dad" on it.
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Sew "I love you mum and dad" on it.


I found nothing on my sister's sewing box, but a bunch of safety pins. No threads, no needles.
#4
Some suggestions:


1. Origami.

2. Bleed on it and sell it as art. Feel free to use other bodily fluids.

3. Wrap it around a dark-skinned kid's head, then sew a 'Camp X-Ray' patch on your arm, proceed beat him with a shovel, record it, whack it on youtube
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#5
How old are you?! They still make you do that kind of thing at this age? ^Yeah, just sew something on it, it's a doddle. Or make it into some sort of starched cloth sculpture.
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How old are you?! They still make you do that kind of thing at this age? ^Yeah, just sew something on it, it's a doddle. Or make it into some sort of starched cloth sculpture.


16 and I know it sucks. Damn I wish I had thread and needles.
#7
Use it to hide yourself when you go to parents evening, that should do the trick.
#8
Parents day?

Get emancipated.
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Make a condom
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Out of cloth. Great.



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#13
theres a parents day now?

wait, so parents get mothers day, fathers day, and parents day...

..... i think someone is cashing in on their children a little bit much...
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Make it into a cup-like shape and tell people to put money in it for charity. Use the money to buy needles and thread, or use it to pay for an illegal sweatshop to turn it into a wallet.

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Pig guts used to be used, don't see the problem?


Semen travels through cloth.
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Its small. About 3 x 12 inches.

Blindfold the teacher with it and run?
#20
^Yes! You could call it performance art about parents struggles to hide the evils of the world from their parents until an age at which they can cope with it. Run back, take it off, and say 'face the evils, do not fear them!'.
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^Yes! You could call it performance art about parents struggles to hide the evils of the world from their parents until an age at which they can cope with it. Run back, take it off, and say 'face the evils, do not fear them!'.


Great idea! but no.

I should make something out of it and give it to my parents.
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And run back, and get sent to detention?

Exactly.
#24
Say you made them proud. If the teachers give you poor marks, they're ruining your gift.
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#26
I never did anything special for parent's day

I'm the worst child ever
#30
I'm guessing you're being graded on creativity?

So, sewing "I love you" on there isn't exactly an act of Da Vinci.

Possibly do something metaphorical with it? Put a bit of your mother's and father's perfume/aftershave on there and burn it. Up to you what it symbolizes, I can't decide that for you.
#31
Trade the cloth with someone for something better.

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What is Parent's Day?!
#32
wtf is parents day?
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#33
Ok, the options are
1. Tell everyone you are an orphan
2. Tell everyone your parents both left you before you were born
3. Tell everyone your family are nudists
4. Get some ice cream
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