#1
...You click 'Forums' to go your homepage, which I did a few minutes ago.

Anyone got any "you know you're a redneck when..." style jokes for the pit?

And btw, I'm pretty sure the first post is gonna be "You know you're at the bottom of the pit when you click on this thread" or somethin like that...so don't bother, I did it for you.
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She could walk up your pubes with those

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#2
You know you're at the bottom of the pit when you click on this thread
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#3
TS = Psychic.
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#4
???
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Thanks alot. When i read the first sentence, i dont know why, but i laughed in the middle of my first class at tech school. You sir have made me look like a fool for the first and last time
#7
you know you're "at the bottom of the pit" when you say meme's when you're talking to your friends.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


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#8
When you can't scroll down any further.
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#10
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When you can't scroll down any further.


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#11
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When you can't scroll down any further.


I see what you did thar
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#12
Quote by bry0n
...You click 'Forums' to go your homepage, which I did a few minutes ago.

Anyone got any "you know you're a redneck when..." style jokes for the pit?

And btw, I'm pretty sure the first post is gonna be "You know you're at the bottom of the pit when you click on this thread" or somethin like that...so don't bother, I did it for you.


That's you just asking for a reply like that.

Protip...If you know the thread is going to suck ass and go no where...I advise against making any threads at all.
#13
when according to your profile, your ranked 65,136 out of 63,935 members
#14
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That's you just asking for a reply like that.


But you know it would've happened anyway.
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For a moment I thought velcro shoes were ones with the whole bottom made of velcro

She could walk up your pubes with those

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this post has aids
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and 07'ers will always be well-respected members of UG society.
#15
You need to click 'next page' to view any new threads.

Edit: Damn you SnowTau

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#16
When you start to feel guilty if you don't post here for an extended period of time.

...

I've been busy, pit
#18
You know you're at the bottom of the pit when your profile says you've averaged 140 posts per day.
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#19
when you think its madness
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#20
you know your at the bottom of the pit when you have to put the lotion on the skin or else you get the hose again

ed0t: you know your at the bottom of the pit when when you reference the pear and pedo bears as gods
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