#1
I just found this and I just fell in love. Not a lotta money, new pickups, pretty guitar. But I don't got $300, and it's on craigslist, which means someone could have it by now. How do I get the money fast?
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#3
sell some of your stuff.

edit: i just brought it.
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#4
Sell blood and semen.
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
#5
I don't got nothin to sell.
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#6
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I don't got nothin to sell.

Uhuh, so what have you got to sell?
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#7
You haven't got any games or something you're not playing? You could sell those...
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#8
you know what I mean. My current guitar is crap, the guitar before that is even more crap, keyboard isn't mine, I only have one amp, acoustic guitars are gifts from my parents, who I don't want to hurt, same with ipod. That's pretty much my catalog.
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#9
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I don't got nothin to sell.

Well, if you got NOTHING to sell, you can wave that guitar goodbye... Unless you can loan money from somewhere, which I doubt.
#10
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You haven't got any games or something you're not playing? You could sell those...

...thx...I'll take that, but not $300 worth, so I need more.
But thx, I've been meaning to sell for about 3 years. I don't play vid games anymore.
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#12
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Well, if you got NOTHING to sell, you can wave that guitar goodbye... Unless you can loan money from somewhere, which I doubt.

But he has got things to sell, he said it. "I don't got nothing.

Double negaives imply a positive
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#13
rape someone and steal their money
I'm here to help

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#15
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But he has got things to sell, he said it. "I don't got nothing.

Double negaives imply a positive


Or it implies a grammar mistake
#16
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...thx...I'll take that, but not $300 worth, so I need more.
But thx, I've been meaning to sell for about 3 years. I don't play vid games anymore.


Same here. Got a bunch of Xbox360 games I NEVER play and a Nintendo DS that's collecting dust in my bedroom. Could get a pretty penny to buy stuff for my drumkit, or at least fund future purchases .
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#17
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Or it implies a grammar mistake



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#18
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And now on topic: Why don´t you get a job?




And: this!
#19
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Sell blood and semen.


Dodgeball tournament.

You would have a shit load more money then you need, though.
#20
sell your body on the streets
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#21
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realize you dont get everything you want?

yes, but if I save up and it's gone, then I'll still have $300.

This is the first thing I've wanted in 7 months. Weird.

EDIT: So far I've got a gamecube, 3 GC games, i think 5 PS2 games, and five CDs (among the likes of the Fray, Fallout Boy, Goo Goo dolls). anyone have an estimate?

I'm still looking, obviously.
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#22
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yes, but if I save up and it's gone, then I'll still have $300.

This is the first thing I've wanted in 7 months. Weird.

EDIT: So far I've got a gamecube, 3 GC games, i think 5 PS2 games, and five CDs (among the likes of the Fray, Fallout Boy, Goo Goo dolls). anyone have an estimate?

I'm still looking, obviously.


Check eBay or something and see what they're being auctioned for. Might work .
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#23
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yes, but if I save up and it's gone, then I'll still have $300.

This is the first thing I've wanted in 7 months. Weird.

EDIT: So far I've got a gamecube, 3 GC games, i think 5 PS2 games, and five CDs (among the likes of the Fray, Fallout Boy, Goo Goo dolls). anyone have an estimate?

I'm still looking, obviously.


#24
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These are CDs I got as gifts...wonder why I'm selling them...oh, itunes, PS3, Wii, they're all overshadowed. ****.
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She could walk up your pubes with those

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#25
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These are CDs I got as gifts...wonder why I'm selling them...oh, itunes, PS3, Wii, they're all overshadowed. ****.


#26
Charge Chinese businessmen to do unspeakable things to your anus, you'll make the money in no time
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#27
It's called working, young man.
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#28
become a male prostitute, go down to the local boystown and wait. $50 dollars per knobjob and 6 dicks later you'll have your les paul, and you'll feel like you accomplished something....mostly because the taste in your mouth that will be very difficult to get rid of

also mayo and sour cream will be things that you'll never eat again
#29
You shouldn't have posted the link, obviously someone is going to snatch it from you now.
#30
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But he has got things to sell, he said it. "I don't got nothing.

Double negaives imply a positive


i think you need to understand the concept of colloquialisms before you start criticising people. otherwise, you just look like an idiot.
my name is matt. you can call me that if you like.
#33
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Sell blood and semen.

Yes, sell some cocktails.
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#34
Pretend you are dying and see if Make A Wish will buy it for you.

Or make up a fake charity and scam people.
What can we do with a canoe that will make people say, "Oh No, What's Wrong With Them?"
#35
you could always whore yourself out to 100 fat chicks for 3 bucks a piece.
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#36
^Joke all you want CTFOD, but it's a good way to gain a couple o' bux.
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
#37
sell yourself out to 30 fat chicks for 10 dollers
or 3 really fat chicks for 100 dollers

edit: DAMMIT