#1
Last night my girlfriend and I broke up, so I got drunker than hell. Everything else is a mystery, I only know the following because of my sent message box. The resulting effects were:
I pissed off my best friend and I think I said some crappy stuff about him.
I hit on one of my good girl-friends (not a girlfriend, just a friend), and I made her pretty mad too.
F***er. Now what?
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#2
Drink after a breakup, how cliché~
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#4
Sounds like you're ready to try and take on Mewtwo with an Ultraball.

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#5
post in the pit for great advice on what to do, nice choice
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#7
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Go and check your mother isn't dead yet. You tied and raped her pretty bad last night

This made me laugh but seriously if she's dead tell us because then I owe Imdeth a high five.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#8
say you are sorry and that you couldn't control yourself because liquors drunkened you.
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#10
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Go and check your mother isn't dead yet. You tied and raped her pretty bad last night


No, sorry that was me.

My bad.
#11
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Sounds like you're ready to try and take on Mewtwo with an Ultraball.

He should go see missingno and get infinite master balls first.
#12
I concur with every statement above me...
You SHOULD go catch your raped mom with an ultraball..
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#13
i was going to offer sound advice but then i realized i was in the pit...
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#16
Well, you can always drink more.
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#18
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Stop making threads, yes someone dumped you, that's life, deal with it.

Your just bitter because Calvin grew up on you.
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#21
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He should go see missingno and get infinite master balls first.


dont forget to bring articuno, zapdos, and moltres!
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That is quite unique...

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