Page 1 of 2
#1
pretty self explanatory

OK GO!
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#3
getting hit by the searchbar.


****ing epic
There's No School like Old School.

So yeah, i'm getting active again on this fucking website.

FACEBOOK
#4
Quote by Hcmanu
getting hit by the searchbar.


****ing epic


Ah, I'd missed searchbar jokes
Quote by FrenchyFungus


Awww, thanks Frenchy

Quote by Cobain_Is_King
I got a packet of Love Hearts when I was six and every one said 'You Have a Tiny Penis'




Hate humans? Click here
#5
Quote by Hcmanu
getting hit by the searchbar.


****ing epic

Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#7
chased off a cliff by beautiful naked women.
my gear:
Jackson DKMG(the one with EMG 81/85's)
b-52 AT 212 100 watt amp
old gear i'll probably sell eventually:
yamaha beginners guitar
gunmetal grey Fender squire strat
Fender 65R amp
#8
Falcon Punching a meteor heading for earth. You destroy it, but die in the process.

That's the way I wanna die~
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
#9
Quote by electricsnake
chased off a cliff by beautiful naked women.



Why would you jump off a cliff if you're being chased by beautiful womenz?
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
#10
Quote by Finnepinne
Why would you jump off a cliff if you're being chased by beautiful womenz?


It's from a Monty Python sketch....
Gear:
Ibanez S470 (EMG 81/S/85)
Sigma DMC-15E
Laney VH100R
Laney 4x12 Cab
Ibanez Weeping Demon
M-Audio ProKeys 88
Mbox 3 Pro
KRK RP6 G2's
Plum Team FTW!

X
#11
Quote by Finnepinne
Why would you jump off a cliff if you're being chased by beautiful womenz?


someone didn't get the reference...

EDIT: ^^ ah beat me to it
Between the velvet lies, there's a truth as hard as steel.
The vision never dies, life's a neverending wheel.
Last edited by edbert at Jan 10, 2009,
#12
An hero or choke on a ham sandwich.
Gear:
Squier Affinity Strat
Fender G-Dec Junior Amp
ZOOM G1x Pedal
#13
Quote by electricsnake
chased off a cliff by beautiful naked women.


that happened in Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#14
Is your name Mike? Do you want to be everyone's friend? Do you look similar to lots of other people? If so click here

Quote by LesPaulLeader08


Fucking win S&R!
#16
Quote by Finnepinne
Why would you jump off a cliff if you're being chased by beautiful womenz?



Because you're gay and women repulse you.
http://www.myspace.com/echohead7

GUITARS
PRS SE Camo
Epiphone G400 SG
AMP
Roland Cube 30
EFFECTS
Morley Bad Horsie Wah
Danelectro FAB Distortion
Digitech Whammy
Electro-Harmonix LPB-1

Quote by Mister.Y
Imagine your underwear.... naked.
#18
Having a heart attack at 90 in a brothel because you were so good for her that she had a heart attack first and you felt bad so you had one too.
#19
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#20
get in a fight with that one asshole at every gig. You win, but then police shoot you...
#21
Running in war with a rifle in the middle of Iraq enemies who are all around you while you shoot their asses. You manage to kill them all and keep running without a scratch to find someplace to escape. You trip on a rock and your head crashes on a bullet that was dropped on the ground and you die.
D F O I N N T D
T W H O I R S D
Y O O R U
W S I U L C L K
A M S Y S

Quote by ScreamAim&Fire


Beautiful.
XxLloydxX for president!
Even though I'm english..

Want to hear Super Mario Bros Theme on electric rock guitar? SuperMarioBro
BuyMYMusic
SellMusic
#23
http://www.bash.org/?488793

<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
<mcm310>: what is it?
<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
<evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore
#24
We've been through this.

Being hit by a low flying blimp. It kills over 1 Americans every year.

Cookie and my undying love for reference
#25
Quote by BobMarleysGhost
It's from a Monty Python sketch....



Yea ok, I don't know what that is.. <_<;
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
#26
Exploding. Just randomly exploding. No cause.
Rule number three: Never open the package

It's magic magic baby!

Yoink!
#27
Quote by Finnepinne
Yea ok, I don't know what that is.. <_<;


a British comedy team. Look them up, you will laugh your ass off
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#28
Have a pack of rabies infected wolverines gnaw you to death..
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
Quote by KingJak236
My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

Quote by Kensai
That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#29
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
a British comedy team. Look them up, you will laugh your ass off



Really? I don't really get british humour. Maybe my humourbone is brokeneded.
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
#31
Quote by Finnepinne
Really? I don't really get british humour. Maybe my humourbone is brokeneded.


that doesn't matter, watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zekiZYSVdeQ

these are funny too, its from their movie Monty Pyton and the Holy Grail, rent it before I rip out your funnybone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lvh_C8MqtM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eMkth8FWno
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#32
ok ok......
Your standing on top of a hill in an epic fight with chuck norris. His 3rd fist comes out from under his beard and punches you in the face and knocks you out. Then you slide limply down the hill and into a river where you get eaten by a giant river kraken and die. PURE EPIC!!!
My Gear:
PRS SE Custom 24 7 string
Schecter C-1 Custom
Jackson SLSMG
Line 6 POD HD500X

My SoundCloud
#33
Quote by --{matt}--
ok ok......
Your standing on top of a hill in an epic fight with chuck norris. His 3rd fist comes out from under his beard and punches you in the face and knocks you out. Then you slide limply down the hill and into a river where you get eaten by a giant river kraken and die. PURE EPIC!!!


After reading this I've changed my mind. Death by Dolph Lundgren is the way to go
Rule number three: Never open the package

It's magic magic baby!

Yoink!
#34
Shark attack

/thread
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#36
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Shark attack

/thread


that actually happened here recently

Quote by Twist of fate
Getting flammed by searchbar jokes.


hasn't happened yet
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#37
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
that actually happened here recently


hasn't happened yet

second post
There's No School like Old School.

So yeah, i'm getting active again on this fucking website.

FACEBOOK
#38
eat a bathtub full of pork and beans till your insides burst and you die from your own stomach acids
Last edited by Mr Lordi at Jan 10, 2009,
#39
right, true story! This guy was having a bad time and tried to committ suicide, he drank some cyanide, stood at the top of a cliff, put a rope round his neck and attached it to a nearby tree, poured petrol over himself, lit himself of fire and jumped off the cliff and the poor bastard survived... the cyanide was too old and just made him throw up everywhere, the fire burnt through the rope and he fell into the sea below which put the flames out, he just got really badly burnt. I guess it wasn't his time, but as far fetched as that seems it was completely true! But a cool way to die would be to skydive and then get hit by a bus before you hit the ground, that would be some what... humourous lol!! Right, i'm off, family guy's on!!
#40
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
that actually happened here recently

Well I know where I'm going where I'm older >__>
Quote by SteveHouse
Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
Page 1 of 2