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Paperboys, the whole bunch.
People are bastards. Bastardcoated bastards with bastardfilling.
#4
Devin Townsend would work as a party clown.


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#5
They would all work at Chuck E Cheese, so I could claim they all molested me in the ballpit
#7
Cobain (if he were still around) would probably still be a janitor.

Trent Reznor? whatever his job would be, he would drive everyone else around him absolutely crazy, because he would pay attention to EVERY LITTLE DETAIL around him.

Mustaine? it doesn't matter, he'd just get into an argument and get fired from it within a couple of weeks

(not that this is one of my favorite artists) but the singer of rammstein could be an olympic swimmer I guess
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Sometimes my penis stands up so I rub it and then he gets sick from the rubbing (probably an upset tummy) and throws up ... ...
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Im 18 and ive never had a wet dream. is that normal?
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I used to think that girls only had 2 holes

^sex?
#8
The guys from A7X could be boxers. Look at them!
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when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#9
Kirk Hammett: wah pedal salesman
Lars Ulrich, Axl Rose, and Yngwie Malmsteen would all star in their own sitcom
Kurt Cobain: zombie movie dead guy
Dave Mustaine: new voice for Triumph, the insult comic dog
John Petrucci: anti steroid spokesman
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
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#11
I think John Frusciante would be a painter
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#12
Angus Young wouldn't get a job

He'd go back to school
Hull City A.F.C

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#13
Ive always imagined corpsegrinder being a chef.
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I once got shocked by a spider amp.

I got powers like spiderman did, except I model everyone else's powers poorly.


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why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#15
Justin Broadrick would have to continue his life as a binman around wherever in Birmingham he grew up.
#16
Kirk Hammett would design new wah pedals w/ tiny little variations that noone but a wah obsessed maniac ( like him ) would notice..

i Like metallica and Hammet btw.
#17
Josh Homme would be a construction worker, John Frusciante would be a painter, and Dick Valentine would be a sex therapist.
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Fais wins at life


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#19
Jeff Beck would be a mechanic or something to do with working on cars.
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that is one goddamn shiny mother****ing toaster you have there
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It seems the top of those waffles are burnt.
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The toast has little red arrows growing from it. Nobody wants that.

SHUDDUP AND EAT YER TOAST
#21
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I think James Hetfield would make a great dentist.

"Ah Billy here for the root canal?"

"Yes sir"

"Open wide... Say AH!!"

hahaha, ive always seen him as a mechanic,


Josh Homme would be a policeman since hes such an asshole
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
4)??????
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)
#22
Glen Benton would be a plumber.
Quote by Reincaster
I once got shocked by a spider amp.

I got powers like spiderman did, except I model everyone else's powers poorly.


Quote by shredhead22
why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#26
Slash would work at a 7-11, I know it....he just looks like one of those guys who doesn't care what you steal and continues reading his mag.

edit: kind of like Randall Graves
No means maybe
#28
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I always imagined Robert Trujillo standing in front of a Home Depot.


beating the kids that try to steal stuff?
#29
Quote by imdeth
George Fisher would work on construction sites.

chef
Quote by Reincaster
I once got shocked by a spider amp.

I got powers like spiderman did, except I model everyone else's powers poorly.


Quote by shredhead22
why not, i started using the zakk wylde boomers and now every third note i hit is a pinch harmonic


#30
Quote by Victor Escobar
I always imagined Robert Trujillo standing in front of a Home Depot.

#31
John Petrucci would be an awesome male prostitute.
"Sound:
it has a really good distortion and clean sound a little to much hum in the background but i guess thats why they call them humbuckers"

review on Zzounds
#32
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beating the kids that try to steal stuff?

No,I meant as the mexican looking for work.

Edit: I guess I can imagine him as a security guy too.
Lifes a grave and I dig it!
#33
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Slash would work at a 7-11, I know it....he just looks like one of those guys who doesn't care what you steal and continues reading his mag.

edit: kind of like Randall Graves

NEVER compare Slash to Randall.

The guys from Manowar would probably be people who work at a gym.
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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#34
Josh Homme would be a male prostitute.
Josh Homme writes the greatest lyrics EVAR:
"I wish we could get away
Drink wine and screw"


"Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy, and alcohol
C-C-C-C-Cocaine!"


"I wanna lick you too much"



Own this Black Sabbath shirt?
#35
billy corgan would be that one guy from customer services that is always an ass.
KLH & KGB
11/28/09
#36
Quote by CTFOD
NEVER compare Slash to Randall.

The guys from Manowar would probably be people who work at a gym.


I'm saying if Slash never played guitar.
No means maybe
#38
Angus would be selling Angus beef burgers at the local apple bee's.


Dio would be a hair dresser, and Dimebag would work at a funeral home (lol).
Sail upon the open skies
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#40
Bruce Dickinson would be a pilot, Paul Gilbert would work in a guitar shop - he just has that look. I can actually imagine Claudio Sanchez as a hairdresser.
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