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i went today for dinner. It was good, salad, breadsticks, you know, the works. But, then i got my dinner, chicken alfredo. The pasta was good, but when i took a bite of my chicken, it tasted like ass, literally.......

has anyone else had olive garden ass food, or is it just me?
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#3
"rape the chicken"

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#5
I like the phrase 'ass food'. I think I'll be using that from now on...
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I love olive garden. Last time I went some emo kid kept watching me as I ate my scrumptious olive garden meal. He ended up getting the spaghetti and still as he ate, he watched me do the same. Then he got a call on his cell phone from sara. Awkward.
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#7
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I like the phrase 'ass food'. I think I'll be using that from now on...

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#8
Who orders an entree from there? Besides Red Lobster is so much better.
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#9
sorry i make my own breadsticks and chicken alfredo.
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Who orders an entree from there? Besides Red Lobster is so much better.

tell that to my mom


i'd like to have seafood every once in a while
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#13
All I know about Olive Garden is what I've seen in the commercials..


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Carrabbas>Olive Garden

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it tasted like ass, literally.......

Really?

The only thing anyone ever needs to know about Olive Garden: the breadsticks are heavenly.
#18
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Breadsticks...*drools*


**** yeah dude..

Olive Garden's breadsticks PWN SO ****ING HARD.

My dad used to work at the Olive Garden near here :P
#20
No, but the Olive Garden for giving some of the worst service that I've ever received while eating out.
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#21
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I like their breadsticks.

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Breadsticks...*drools*

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The only thing anyone ever needs to know about Olive Garden: the breadsticks are heavenly.
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**** yeah dude..

Olive Garden's breadsticks PWN SO ****ING HARD.

My dad used to work at the Olive Garden near here :P

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#22
This one time, WHOCARESIFYOURCHICKENSUCKED?!
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#23
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i went today for dinner. It was good, salad, breadsticks, you know, the works. But, then i got my dinner, chicken alfredo. The pasta was good, but when i took a bite of my chicken, it tasted like ass, literally.......

has anyone else had olive garden ass food, or is it just me?

You've tried donkey?
#24
Got food poisoning there, worst time ever. Screw you, OG.
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i went today for dinner. It was good, salad, breadsticks, you know, the works. But, then i got my dinner, chicken alfredo. The pasta was good, but when i took a bite of my chicken, it tasted like ass, literally.......

has anyone else had olive garden ass food, or is it just me?


What type of ass?
There's some good ass out there, i mean, i'd pick like Julianne Hough ass over a nice dinner anyday..


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#27
Yeah, don't order anything for lunch from Olive Garden unless it's soup, salad, and bread sticks. The serving is usually tiny.
#28
I love olive garden. I always get the egg plant Parmesan or ziti. And always end with cheesecake...

EDIT: To the guy who said the portions are tiny, YEAH RIGHT! You must be a big guy. The food fills me up before I'm done (eating salad and the entree)
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#29
Olive garden is decent. Outback sucks.
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#32
I enjoy The Olive Garden.

I, however, normally only order the Shrimp Alfredo Pasta. So, I can't really speak for the rest of their menu.
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#33
That is weird..last time I went there i ordered ass and it tasted like chicken.
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i went today for dinner. It was good, salad, breadsticks, you know, the works. But, then i got my dinner, chicken alfredo. The pasta was good, but when i took a bite of my chicken, it tasted like ass, literally.......

has anyone else had olive garden ass food, or is it just me?


I love that place, great food and service around here. I also like the Lambrusco they have on the wine list.
#36
I wouldn't know, I only eat breadsticks, salad, and pepperoni pizza... I'm so boring.
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#38
you never go ass to mouth man
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#40
I thought I should mention that a pirate works at the Olive Garden nearest to me.
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