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#1
"Ok guys. Now that we've played a few songs, I'd like to stop for a moment and say a few words about the environment..."


"Alright! Everybody get ready for the Macarena!"


"What's up, guys? We're the searchbars..."


Your turn.
Last edited by Powerhouse at Jan 10, 2009,
#2
take a **** on your drummer.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#4
Smoooooke on the waaater!

DA DA DAAA! DA DA DAAA DDAAA!
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#5
Rick Roll the whole crowd...

"Ladies and gentlemen, We hope you enjoy the next song..."
*Cheesy intro starts*
#6
show your small penis to the audience
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Yes. Chest hair = automatic awesome. Even if you're a woman.
#8
"Heyhey, we are [insert name], and we are gonna Rock you like a hurricane!!!!

*starts playing*"
"Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people.. Otherwise, there would be no religious people."
#9
Not have a working monitor


bad memories
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#11
"Ok guys. Now that we've played a few songs, I'd like to stop for a moment and say a few words about the environment..."

I've done that, then said "...screw that, this one's called FCPREMIX!" and played the song.

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#15
Throw a flaming pick into the crowd

(anyone else see that thread?)

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#16
Sh*t on the singer's shoes so that he slips and falls, and bangs his head on a amp and cracks his skull open. then he stumbles into some cables, ripping them all out and causing a lethal electric shock to the guitarist. Then, the drummer snorts cocaine and throws a cymbal at the bassist's head while screaming "Take the pillow! TAKE IT!" Then the Rythm-guitarist dies from cancer.


It would be kinda bad...
#17
Quote by slayaplaya
Sh*t on the singer's shoes so that he slips and falls, and bangs his head on a amp and cracks his skull open. then he stumbles into some cables, ripping them all out and causing a lethal electric shock to the guitarist. Then, the drummer snorts cocaine and throws a cymbal at the bassist's head while screaming "Take the pillow! TAKE IT!" Then the Rythm-guitarist dies from cancer.


It would be kinda bad...



You know that happened to me once....
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#18
Quote by slayaplaya
Sh*t on the singer's shoes so that he slips and falls, and bangs his head on a amp and cracks his skull open. then he stumbles into some cables, ripping them all out and causing a lethal electric shock to the guitarist. Then, the drummer snorts cocaine and throws a cymbal at the bassist's head while screaming "Take the pillow! TAKE IT!" Then the Rythm-guitarist dies from cancer.


It would be kinda bad...


Wait...I'm NOT supposed to do that?

...crap.

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#20
Quote by AlecMag
Throw a flaming pick into the crowd

(anyone else see that thread?)


Hahaha nice. I really want to do that...
#21
Quote by Beakwithteeth
Come out on stage naked with tape over your mouth in protest of something.


Is that a RATM reference I'm a-hearing?

By the way...
"And this is our guitarist, Rico! He just turned 12 today! "
...no.

I write songs.
YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM
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#22
Quote by Bamitchell
You know that happened to me once....


Yeah, most musicians go through this at some point.
#23
"I LOVE insert name here!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"And now an announcement from our sponsor, PETA"

"Now we are going to play Smoke on the Water"

"**** YOU AMERICA!!!!!!!"

"I'm only in this to get laid tonight."

"Where's the drums?"

"Let's play some Jonas Brothers!!!!"
#24
If you're a cover band, nothing loses an audience like saying, "Now we're going to play an original..."

Especially if you already sucked.
Last edited by TimboSlice at Jan 10, 2009,
#25
Quote by slayaplaya
Yeah, most musicians go through this at some point.

Oh yeah, I've done that at least 7 times

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#26
Quote by AlecMag
Oh yeah, I've done that at least 7 times


Ah, that sucks man.

I've only had to go thorugh it 3 or 4 times.

sorry, man.
#27
Quote by slayaplaya
Ah, that sucks man.

I've only had to go thorugh it 3 or 4 times.

sorry, man.


*sniff* i'm ok...I'm...ok. I'm not gonna...cry

...it was horrible!!!!

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#28
Quote by AlecMag
*sniff* i'm ok...I'm...ok. I'm not gonna...cry

...it was horrible!!!!


So, so, little grasshopper.

Go to the hugging thread, there you will find forgivenes.
#29
Quote by slayaplaya
So, so, little grasshopper.

Go to the hugging thread, there you will find forgivenes.


will do

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#31
Quote by vampt
"Heyhey, we are [insert name], and we are gonna Rock you like a hurricane!!!!

*starts playing*"

local band did a cover of that song, it was friggen awesome...
#32
all the band members are chewing a gum that has a high laxative effect which takes place in the middle of the performance
STELLAR




I'll make it to the moon if I have to crawl
#33
Quote by !RHCP!RACH!
all the band members are chewing a gum that has a high laxative effect which takes place in the middle of the performance



...


...


Laxative?
#34
Through the Fire and the Flames (live @ Graspop). Cover it. Badly.
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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#38
Flood the Entertainment Center with a deadly neurotoxin.
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#39
refuse to play, tell the audience that you found some of your band's songs on Limewire, and that you wont play until they're removed
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This is my sig, get over it. ಠ_ಠ
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