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I have two cats of approximately 5 years of age, both brother and sister. Both of them seem to have very strange habits. The brother, Jack, actually 'fetches' when we play with him. We'll take one of his favorite toys, a mouse or something else, and throw away from him. He'll chase after it and bring it back to us in his mouth. Then we repeat. I find that funny, but I have to imagine that he can't be the only cat who fetches.

The sister, GiGi, always feeds herself vasts amounts of water by manually holding down the lever on one of those water coolers and simultaneously drinking the down-pouring water. She'll never let go until the water stops flowing, though. I've sometimes given her too much water and let her flood the floor a couple of times

Anyway, share your strange pet tricks.
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My pets all do this really weird trick where they sit around and...don't exist...I've never seen anything like it.

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#4
when i hold my dogs tail close enough to his face, he takes it and chews on it. its great.
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My pets all do this really weird trick where they sit around and...don't exist...I've never seen anything like it.

I want a cat.


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#6
My Dog sometimes stands with his head stiucking out of the catflap for absolutely no reason...
He also watches TV and barks at people when they run on the screen.
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my cat only drinks water if it's coming out of a tap, and when it drinks milk out of it's dish it flicks half the milk out with it's tongue while trying to scoop it up and swallow
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#12
My dog used to apparently throw down the cinderblocks out back and then stack them up...I was confused as to how and why
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My dog jumps on my dad's bed and pushes him aside so he can sleep on the pillow. I guess we know who the bitch is in that relationship.
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#18
my cat eats ppls earwax
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My friends dog came on me once.

I hope by "came on me" you mean humped you and jumped on top of you. Not the other....
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#23
My chinchilla has a big wheel and always knocks it over and attempts to lift it back up, and one time I was lying down on the floor, and she ran right into my face

Not really strange though lol.
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My chinchilla has a big wheel and always knocks it over and attempts to lift it back up, and one time I was lying down on the floor, and she ran right into my face

Not really strange though lol.



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One of my dogs will go around the entire house and fit every sock he finds in his mouth, and then will walk around wagging his tail like he's such a champion for it. It's pretty funny.
My other dog jumps into our pool all the time, off the diving board.
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My cat literally screams if you pick her up.
I dont mean a loud "meow".
I mean she will actually yell at the top of her lungs in this terrible high pitched voice like a little human girl.

Its horrible. And kind of cute.
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My birdie steals my guitar picks and then runs away with them.




He also chases the dogs around the house because the dogs are afraid of him... And whenever I have food around, he has to have a bite or two of whatever I'm eating (I make sure it's safe for him) or he won't calm down. He's an amusing little creature.
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#31
^^ That's funny.

One of my puppy's figured out when we say "Go potty outside" to only stick his front legs out the doggy door. So his hind legs are still inside, but his cack is dangling outside so he can pee outside. Smart dog...
#32
One time, as my dog was leaving my sister's room, the dog tripped and fell.

Now, every time she leaves my sisters room, she will only leave by walking out backwards..

I guess she thinks she is safe like that?
#33
One of my cats likes to chew on plastic. The other cat likes to tear up paper and weather stripping.
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My dog, when she goes outside to eat, will smell her food (or poke it with her face) then rub her nose on the paper under the food bowl and repeat this several times.
She then picks up a few biscuits or a small chunk of meat and takes it back to her kennel (a few meters away), eats it there, then comes back for more.

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My dog will jump in the back of my dad's pickup on command, but only after he circles the vehicle at least once completely. He refuses to jump in otherwise. I'm not sure if it's the same direction every time, but he mostly does it counter-clockwise.
He also has a lazy eye and runs crooked.
#38
My Chihuahua won't stop smuggling cocaine across the border.

I tell him "no" in a strong voice and he says he's sorry but he keeps doing it!
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#39
My cat pisses on my stuff when he's upset... like if I don't let him in my room, ignore him, etc.

My other cat likes to eat plastic bags... and ribbon... and candy wrappers... etc. Then he gets really sick and shits all over the floor.
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My kitty Bear (10 years of age) runs around the house like a maniac.
Also, when he lays down on his stomach, he crosses his paws. And when he wants to be petted, and my hand is too high, he reaches for it and brings my hand down so he can rub his face. So cute
Oh, and he likes french bread and spaghetti.
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