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#1
because the old one got closed..

so this is how you play:

Poster 1 - *Inserts coin*
Poster 2 - You get a bottle cap! *Inserts coin*
Poster 3 - You get a creepy looking clown doll! *Inserts coin*

And so on and so forth. So here it goes...

*Inserts coin*
Quote by wonderflap
You had to put a penis option.......

The results are now nulled due to this being the pit.... The home of penis watch wearers.


Quote by TheChaz
Rust in peace invented food
he sure is one legit dude
don't let it get to your head

ಠ_ಠ
#2
gets sprayed in the crotch because that's what you look like when you're old


*inserts coin*
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Of course I don't wanna go in the woods. There's bears in there.


Quote by Deliriumbassist
Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



Quote by Karvid
Yes. Chest hair = automatic awesome. Even if you're a woman.
#5
Gets Syphilis.

*Inserts Bill*
You can call me Aaron.


♠♣♥♦
Out on parole, any more instances of plum text and I get put back in...
#7
*Bill ejected. Builders and Entrepenuers not accpeted in coin slot*


*insert coin*
Voted 3rd Friendliest User of UG 2010

BUILD A TIME MACHINE, AND JERK OFF IN IT, AND SEND IT TO HITLER!


Saxo-Walrus

Steam & PSN ID: Panopticon20
#9
you get addicted to The Pit and spend years of your life as a Pit Monkey!

*inserts coin*
Free at last! Free at last! God Almighty FREE AT LAST!
I Pan-Tallica
#11
you get a dwarf
"inserts coin"
Pull my finger

Quote by Explicit User

"Kyle.. Do you know what homosex is?"
me:"...yes... why?"
"Do you want to have it?"
Me again:"...no Anthony..no i don't"
"Oh.. okay.. good night"

haha

Quote by madhampster
Dear god the pit is a force to be reckoned with.
#12
Your coin goes on to save the world from mutant vending machine monsters and you will never know about it

*inserts coin*
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#14
you get AIDS!

*inserts coin*
Quote by wonderflap
You had to put a penis option.......

The results are now nulled due to this being the pit.... The home of penis watch wearers.


Quote by TheChaz
Rust in peace invented food
he sure is one legit dude
don't let it get to your head

ಠ_ಠ
#15
a child with down's syndrome

*inserts coin*
Quote by Article
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying "That's yours"

Wii Is For Queers! Co-Founder Of The "We Hate Wii" Club
Return to a Condition of Being...<-Band. Add plz!
#16
You get a condom, too late
*Inserts coin*
Quote by MoogleRancha

You sir, are a genius.

I salute you.

Quote by iwontwait
The bestowing of this thread on my life is yours. Thank you, Benjabenja.
#17
you get stricken with communism

*inserts coin*
Quote by binary-ghost
i really wish i had pics to proove it... i just realized how immensely unbelievable this is but... i promise you... he was doing something to the dogs crotch with his face..
#19
Recieves tasty M&Ms.

*Inserts coin*
Quote by necrosis1193
John Entwistle once in a while. I had to try to find him when I saw The Who two years ago.


Quote by sticksause
butthose bagpipes sound awesome.
#21
you are crushed by a falling coin-operated machine.

*inserts coin*
Quote by Joetime
Every time I masturbate it feels like I'm committing a small scale infanticide. Feels cool.
#23
you get to slap chris cornell with a trout

*inserts coin*
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Of course I don't wanna go in the woods. There's bears in there.


Quote by Deliriumbassist
Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



Quote by Karvid
Yes. Chest hair = automatic awesome. Even if you're a woman.
#24
you get raped by a dyslexic 4 year old!

*inserts coin*
Quote by binary-ghost
i really wish i had pics to proove it... i just realized how immensely unbelievable this is but... i promise you... he was doing something to the dogs crotch with his face..
#25
you look up to see the machine says out of service

*inserts coin*
"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."
#26
you get...no more locked doors!

*inserts coin*
Quote by binary-ghost
i really wish i had pics to proove it... i just realized how immensely unbelievable this is but... i promise you... he was doing something to the dogs crotch with his face..
#27
you get...the PICK OF DESTINY!


*inserts coin*
Telecaster - SG - Jaguar
Princeton Reverb, Extra Reverb
P-Bass - Mustang Bass
Apogee Duet 2 - Ableton Suite
#32
You get a llama with anger issues.

*inserts coin*
Quote by magnus_maximus
You're whackin' one off in the toilet and you jizz on the counter?

I hope you never get a driving license.


Quote by Albino_Rhino
Dude mangoes are so good. Imagine a blowjob, but instead of the feeling being on your dick, it's on your mouth.
#35
you get a nasty infection from a heroin needle


*inserts coin*
Quote by guitardude34875
be the music, not the scene
#36
you just got a sperm transplant with someone that had AIDS

*inserts coin*
Quote by binary-ghost
i really wish i had pics to proove it... i just realized how immensely unbelievable this is but... i promise you... he was doing something to the dogs crotch with his face..
#37
you get a new shadow, capable of shoplifting and screaming at small children.

*inserts coin*
Quote by Joetime
Every time I masturbate it feels like I'm committing a small scale infanticide. Feels cool.