#1
Stolen from the 'If you could've written any song' thread
If you could've made any discovery on Earth, which would it be? I'm thinking things like Einsteins work on the photoelectric effect, inventions, anything at all.

As a chemist I'd have to say Bohr's work on the structure of the atom, or as a teenage male pit user, the first man to make a porno site on the net.


You?


EDIT

Or if you could solve any current scientific/mathematical/whatever problem what would it be?
For example time travel, the nature of dark matter etc
Last edited by tushmeister at Jan 10, 2009,
#2
Evolution
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#5
Sex or fapping
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#6
shrooms. seriously can you imagine how awesome that would be?
I think we took too many drugs when we were kids,
'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
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#8
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shrooms. seriously can you imagine how awesome that would be?



Actually there's a point
I change my answer to LSD
Albert Hofman RIP!

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Sliced bread.


'What was the best thing before sliced bread? A knife? No. REALLY BIG SANDWICHES!'

Jimmy Carr ftw


But yeah, you're a sly one Gunther! A sly one!
#11
The transistor, and I would charge a tiny royalty (like 1/10 of a cent or less) every time one were installed in an electronic device. I would be richer than anyone could EVER imagine. A zillionaire, literally.
#14
Windows.


Would be rich as hell.
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#15
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Not as sly as you honey.


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#16
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Actually there's a point
I change my answer to LSD
Albert Hofman RIP!


'What was the best thing before sliced bread? A knife? No. REALLY BIG SANDWICHES!'

Jimmy Carr ftw


But yeah, you're a sly one Gunther! A sly one!


I considered that option, but for that you would have to engineer the molecule, and therefore know what you are doing, and not have it be a major surprise when you trip.
I think we took too many drugs when we were kids,
'cause now we like to make
Weird Music
-Wayne Coyne
#17
If I perfected the cure for cancer, that would be cool

Or if I calculted the elusive Theory of Everything that is currently stumping Stephen Hawking

I wish I invented the iPod
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#18
realistic dildos///// i wud totaly get laid mannnn
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Alternatively, have your friends hold him down, then take a dump in his mouth, make sure your genitals don't touch him though, that's gay.

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for those who like to mosh, but just wanna cuddle afterwards

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#20
The Swedish Tempurpedic bed. Eh? Eh?

I'm not very creative in this thread
Amps
Mesa Dual Recto 3 Ch
Peavey 6505 Combo

Cab
ENGL E212VH Cab

Guitars
Epi Explorer
Schecter Damien 6
Squier Strat (signed by Rob Zombie!)

Pedals
ISP Decimator
Dunlop Crybaby Original
Boss CE-5 Chorus Ensenble
Boss GE-7 Equalizer
#21
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The transistor, and I would charge a tiny royalty (like 1/10 of a cent or less) every time one were installed in an electronic device. I would be richer than anyone could EVER imagine. A zillionaire, literally.


if only Matare had thought of that
#22
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I considered that option, but for that you would have to engineer the molecule, and therefore know what you are doing, and not have it be a major surprise when you trip.


Not really
Lysergic acid, found in ergot (a fungus which attacks rye) was the basis for LSD
He just fiddled about with it and stumbled across LSD
And once you know about it, it's not too hard to make
#24
Aqualung.
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#25
Oxygen. I would get 1 cent per day, per user.

Or, actually, the spork. Definitely the spork
#26
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Aqualung.


Which instantly made me think of Jethro Tull
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#27
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Which instantly made me think of Jethro Tull
Thanks, I was just about done watching Hustle and now I've something to listen too ^.^

You're...welcome? ^__^;
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#28
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#29
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Greed!
Greed I tell ya

And could you really be responsible for spawning the Da Vinci code??
#31
This...



shamwow... you'll be saying wow everytime.
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#32
lol @ ShamWow


For me, probably the condenser microphone.
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