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#1
So this really really annoying chick kept trying to run my ear off every night for the past week. I couldn't take it any more so I was like screw it. I decided to tell her I was gay-im really not-just so she would leave me alone. But now, she wants me to be like her best friend or some **** like that now its even worse. Now, I could play around with this and make something fun/hilarious out of it, but I know that sooner or later I won't be able to take the girly **** any more. Any ideas on what I could/should do?

Yes, I do the things I do because my life is boring.

Oh, and she is definately not bangable if you are wondering.
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#2
chicks love gays

u didn't know that?
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#3
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So this really really annoying chick kept trying to run my ear off every night for the past week. I couldn't take it any more so I was like screw it. I decided to tell her I was gay-im really not-just so she would leave me alone. But now, she wants me to be like her best friend or some **** like that now its even worse. Now, I could play around with this and make something fun/hilarious out of it, but I know that sooner or later I won't be able to take the girly **** any more. Any ideas on what I could/should do?

Yes, I do the things I do because my life is boring.

Oh, and she is definately not bangable if you are wondering.


Hit it and quit it immediately.

It will confuse the sh*t out of her.
#5
...Rape her...she'll never talk to you again and you prove you're not gay.

Win/Win, in my opinion.
#6
tell her to go away.

if she doesn't, then insult her till she leaves.
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#7
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Well, maybe next time, you'll think before telling a lie.

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#10
Maybe you can get her to practice her...

...how do I say this implicitly...

...toothbrushing with your assistance.


It's worked before.
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#11
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...Rape her...she'll never talk to you again and you prove you're not gay.

Win/Win, in my opinion.


epic win
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i really wish i had pics to proove it... i just realized how immensely unbelievable this is but... i promise you... he was doing something to the dogs crotch with his face..
#12
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Take a shower with her and tell her its okay because you're gay.

This. If you get an erection, tell her your penis wants to wash it's face too.
#13
Quote by Wibanez
So this really really annoying chick kept trying to run my ear off every night for the past week. I couldn't take it any more so I was like screw it. I decided to tell her I was gay-im really not-just so she would leave me alone. But now, she wants me to be like her best friend or some **** like that now its even worse. Now, I could play around with this and make something fun/hilarious out of it, but I know that sooner or later I won't be able to take the girly **** any more. Any ideas on what I could/should do?

Yes, I do the things I do because my life is boring.

Oh, and she is definately not bangable if you are wondering.


Have her introduce you to her bangable friends and bang her friends.
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#15
Under your username it says "Professional Badass"...surely you can come up with some kind of scheme or plot to either disembowel her or rape her or blow up her house or something..come on man, put your badass image out there and show this chick what she is dealing with.
#17
Have you not seen "I now pronounce you Chick and Larry". If you haven't, go watch now.
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#18
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chicks love gays

u didn't know that?

They love them because they don't see them as a worrying figure.

Straight guys have the tendency to feel pleasure from putting their penises inside of women, and gay guys don't, hence, women like being around gay guys.

It's quite simple, really.
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#19
Guys,
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Oh, and she is definately not bangable if you are wondering.


EDIT: you seriously didn't see that coming?
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#21
Quote by Wibanez
So this really really annoying chick kept trying to run my ear off every night for the past week. I couldn't take it any more so I was like screw it. I decided to tell her I was gay-im really not-just so she would leave me alone. But now, she wants me to be like her best friend or some **** like that now its even worse. Now, I could play around with this and make something fun/hilarious out of it, but I know that sooner or later I won't be able to take the girly **** any more. Any ideas on what I could/should do?

Yes, I do the things I do because my life is boring.

Oh, and she is definately not bangable if you are wondering
.


pics and we'll be the judge of that
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i really wish i had pics to proove it... i just realized how immensely unbelievable this is but... i promise you... he was doing something to the dogs crotch with his face..
#22
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Fake your death.

I agree with this.
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#23
Ask her for a BJ, you will just have to see the back of her head anyways.
#24
Quote by LazyLatinoRocke
Take a shower with her and tell her its okay because you're gay.


I suggest that he covers his... lower parts. Just in case...

ON THE OTHER HAND...

Take a shower with her, let it all fly, then rape her in the shower and cum blood all over her. This always works.
#25
Quote by MeltingWaxFace
Under your username it says "Professional Badass"...surely you can come up with some kind of scheme or plot to either disembowel her or rape her or blow up her house or something..come on man, put your badass image out there and show this chick what she is dealing with.

Yeah, here we go. What the hell TS? Surely you have some crazy scheme to prevent you from the consequences of your shenanigans?
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#26
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This. If you get an erection, tell her your penis wants to wash it's face too.


That's so cute. I just imagined one saying that.
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#27
Quote by LazyLatinoRocke
Take a shower with her and tell her its okay because you're gay.


Omg.....dude she is a hippo-I just vomited just now
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1st grade up through 5th grade, the cool kids always sat in the back of the bus, so I never understood why Black people were so upset, I thought we were telling them they were cool.
#28
Quote by Wibanez
Omg.....dude she is a hippo-I just vomited just now



Meaning there is more of her to shower with
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#29
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Hit it and quit it immediately.

It will confuse the sh*t out of her.

This. Right the fuck now.

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#30
Do what i did when i was in your situation, keep it going for a week then tell her you have a gf, because you tryed chicks 1 last time.
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#31
Let her think you're gay, then earn her trust to the point that she doesn't think twice about changing clothes in front of you etc. Also, tell her she might be the one to "bring you back to the home team"
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#33
if you need help on coming up with a scheme, pour skittles on her front lawn, and watch what happens when it rains.


trust me ive done it before
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i really wish i had pics to proove it... i just realized how immensely unbelievable this is but... i promise you... he was doing something to the dogs crotch with his face..
#34
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Rule #833:

EVERY chick is bangable.



You forgot subrules i) and ii).

Rule 833 is only true if-

i) there is a light switch that can be hit triggering darkness

ii) you have access to a paper bag
#35
hahaha ok you should've told our gay. you should've just been like hey uhm can you leave me alone? cuz now your in some deep ****.

oh and does anyone know the tebs being requested isnt working cuz everytime i try to look at it it says a fatal error or something gay like that? lol.
#36
Quote by Wibanez
Omg.....dude she is a hippo-I just vomited just now

I like her more. She may be overweight, but you're just an ass. Seriously, make the leap into adulthood and talk to her in a mature way.
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#37
Quote by chromeguitars
if you need help on coming up with a scheme, pour skittles on her front lawn, and watch what happens when it rains.


trust me ive done it before

"Trust me bro, I've made bongs with less!"
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#38
Quote by Wibanez
Omg.....dude she is a hippo-I just vomited just now

Take her back to Nebraska. The tornadoes there can't carry her so she'll be there for quite a while.
#40
Quote by Wibanez
Omg.....dude she is a hippo-I just vomited just now


...Hippos need lovin' too...

Ass.
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