#1
a simple story
LOL
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no it cannot be done with without severe facepalm
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This so fail.

not up to the challenge huh!
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#8



Guy wanting sex but cant have. Is mad. Not a reflection of personal experience.
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#11

a guy walks down the street sees his girl with another guy kicks the **** out of him then shes all like oooo let me suck your ****
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#14
Knew the first post(s) would be facepalmin'
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#15



You guys make a story out of it. I know the story, but you have to see if you get it right.
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You guys make a story out of it. I know the story, but you have to see if you get it right.


friends talk smack about each other or couple and fight over it learning it was nothing and are now happy!?
LOL
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#19
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friends talk smack about each other or couple and fight over it learning it was nothing and are now happy!?



You left out a lot of key details, man.
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#20
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You guys make a story out of it. I know the story, but you have to see if you get it right.

you're at a movie when someone kicks your chair from behind. You get pissed and start to argue with him so you fight. Your girlfriend is so impressed you kicked his ass that she has sex with you right in the movie theatre. After you're done you start head-banging. The friend on your other side is very impressed by all of this.
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#21
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You guys make a story out of it. I know the story, but you have to see if you get it right.


k so
guy is in movie theater
eating popcorn loudly
someone gets mad at him for being loud
they get into an argument
one of em starts to cry
he gets angry
they fight
gay sex
one guy goes crazy during it and starts headbanging
and then is applauded for his performance
#22
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you're at a movie when someone kicks your chair from behind. You get pissed and start to argue with him so you fight. Your girlfriend is so impressed you kicked his ass that she has sex with you right in the movie theatre. After you're done you start head-banging. The friend on your other side is very impressed by all of this.



VERY close! Very creative!
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...in the end batman threw-up, the way it was ment to be.
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#24
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k so
guy is in movie theater
eating popcorn loudly
someone gets mad at him for being loud
they get into an argument
one of em starts to cry
he gets angry
they fight
gay sex
one guy goes crazy during it and starts headbanging
and then is applauded for his performance



Closest yet.

Not gay sex though
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Yeah... thats by best....

Guy gets drunk, gets in a fight, realizes fight is stupid, hug and make up, hug turns into more?
#27
- "Boy, I had a good day at work. I can't wait to get home and eat some of my wife's delicious stew!"

[Enters Home]

- "Honey, I'm home!"

- "Where's my family?"

[Walks Upstairs]

- "Susan, are you home?"

[He looks around. Suddenly he hears a noise behind him. He turns around and sees...]



- "Super-Devil?! What are you doing here?! I thought I banished you to the underworld with Mecha-Hitler!"

- "No mortal human could ever contain me, the Super-Devil."

- "What have you done with my family you demon!"
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#28
Satan - "HAHAHA! Your family is a bit tied up right now! And by tied up, I mean killed them with rockets and chainsaws!"

- "NOOOOO! Not my beautiful family! They did nothing to deserve being ultra-murdered, the most ultra of murders! Why?! Why would you do this?!"

- "Because, my son, I knew it was the only way to unlock your true potential."

- "What... What's happening to me?!"

- "You are becoming stronger, greater. Your whole genetic code is being rewritten. You are becoming JUST. LIKE. ME.

- "No, I'm not becoming you! I'll never become you! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"



- "What's this?! You're... You're an angel?!"

- "That's right, and I'm ending this now."

- "I don't think so."

- "Delicious."


Fin.
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#30
::type

Guy sees pic on UG.

Guy pukes.

Guy gets angry at guy who posts pic on UG.

Guy attempts to murder guy who posts pic on UG.

Guy who posts pic on UG has gun.

Guy who puked on UG also has gun.

Police are called and make them stop firing.

They are mad at police.

They get out of jail and apologize.

They hug and have puttsecks.
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#31
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You guys make a story out of it. I know the story, but you have to see if you get it right.



guy sees someone talking at the movies, gets pissed, fights him and kills him then everyone is happy?
Clocks tick. Your days are numbered in low digits.
You look suspicious - suspect niggas is bitches,
Get chopped up, grade-A meat, somethin' delicious
#32
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guy sees someone talking at the movies, gets pissed, fights him and kills him then everyone is happy?



You're missing one thing. Other than that, perfect.
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#33
::type


GOATSE
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You look suspicious - suspect niggas is bitches,
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#35
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He kills him and then rapes the corpse



WINNAR!!!!
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::type Lets go on 4chan!
Hah, I loled
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OMG Will she deliever?!
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batman movie
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#39
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You guys make a story out of it. I know the story, but you have to see if you get it right.


A couple goes to a movie theater, the guy says something about a chick in the movie, and bam they start fighting, and then they make it up and bone and everyone is happy.
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