#1
So im not here for advice, i just thought the pit would find this amusing, or could at least make it amusing in the way u crazy little monkeys seem to do. So here goes:

I work in a bar, albeit a fairly campy cocktail bar that plays retro music, but im NOT gay, and in less than a year of working there i've been given one guys number with the whole "call me" thing going on, and last nite i was informed that a rather flamboyant (read: probably gay) gentleman enquired about me to another bartender.

WTF? Apparently im giving of some gay vibe.

Enjoy.

P.S in the same time i've only gotten one female number.
#3
I give off a 'twat' vibe, so be thankful

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#4
You're gay? Try calling him maybe you'll like it.
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#5
Thats what happens when you work at a gay bar...
WILDCARD, BITCHES!!

Call me Patrick! My username sucks anyway
#6
i live near greenwich village, i think most vibes are gay
Roses are red
Voilets are blue
The only bulge in my pocket is my wallet
No i'm not happy to see you
#9
Do you have more female friends than normal? Do you make a teapot formation with your arms when standing at ease?
#10
Maybe he just wanted to invite you out to brunch or somethin. Nothing gay about two bros hitting up brunch
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#11
Don't feel bad, I give off the "I'm going to ride you so hard until the cows come home."
We don't have any cows...
#13
A cocktail bar with a straight bartender?
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#14
Quote by BenFoffenbock
Maybe he just wanted to invite you out to brunch or somethin. Nothing gay about two bros hitting up brunch

What he said.
Omelettes, coffee and remorseless non-gay guy-on-guy ********* for the win.
EDIT: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL SINCE WHEN IS IT ILLEGAL TO SAY *********?!
BUTT SECKS?
COME ON!
IF DAVID BOWIE DID IT WITH KEITH RICHARDS, IT'S GOOD FOR UG!
Last edited by kayaress one at Jan 11, 2009,
#16
Quote by kayaress one
What he said.
Omelettes, coffee and remorseless non-gay guy-on-guy ********* for the win.
EDIT: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL SINCE WHEN IS IT ILLEGAL TO SAY *********?!
BUTT SECKS?
COME ON!
IF DAVID BOWIE DID IT WITH KEITH RICHARDS, IT'S GOOD FOR UG!

u just won my eternal soul, and the "ug gay guitarist's history" award
#20
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''I was workin as a waitress in a cocktail bar''


Oh god...
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#21
**** yeah! I like where this is going!

Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the y.m.c.a.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.

You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...
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#22
Try something new

Call HIM!

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Gibson Les Paul Traditional
Carvin V3 and Marhall 1960A cab
2 B.C. Rich Ironbird Pro
Schecter Hellraiser 6
Boss ML-2

#23
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''I was workin as a waitress in a cocktail bar''

So far we've figured out that This much is true.....
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#26
Sounds like Flares in Guildford. I love Flares. I ended up going home with a Primary School Teacher. Good times.

Also, I expected this topic to be about a male rampant rabbit or something. Disappointing.
#28
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By "retro" do you mean "disco". If so then there is something you are not telling us.

By retro i mean anything from sweet home alabama to the beegees to cyndi lauper and all that comes in between (as well as some either side) and for whoever it was above YES they do play the village people.
#29
Bah.

Im not gay.
Most of my friends are, I dont care, they're much more fun to hang out with.
San francisco is such a cool city because of the gays.
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#30
I give off the gay vibe, too.
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#31
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Maybe he just wanted to invite you out to brunch or somethin. Nothing gay about two bros hitting up brunch



erm or maybe he wants you to meet his daughter??
#32
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erm or maybe he wants you to meet his daughter??

Fathers often go to bars to meet class acts to bring home to their offspring.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.