#1
Things like picking your teeth with a pick, or using guitar strings to strangle people, y'know?


I just noticed I keep all the paper packages that strings come in (the sleeves you find the individual strings in), and use them as scrap paper, mostly write out music (just quick tunes I get in my head) or quick notes in general.
#2
Fap on my bass amp..


while someone else plays it.
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#3
I put old broken strings up my pee hole.
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#4
I use my strings as dental floss.
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#6
I always keep my broken guitar strings in a box, I have no idea why I don't throw them out. I think I'll use them for something some day.

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#8
old strings and capos= cheap, bizarre S&M


uh, on a more serious note

picks= projectiles
Youtube covers

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#9
I use my old broken strings as a necklace
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#10
I use pics to clean my fingernails whenever they're dirty.
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#12
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+1..

It's not weird, right?
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#13
I pick my teeth with my picks all the time. I sometimes wedge it in between my two front ones in class while I'm reading or something, without even noticing. I'll use broken strings (high E mostly) to scrape dirt out from under my fingernails. That's about all I can think of at the moment.
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#15
Use the tuner to determine the pitch of my farts.


Nah not really. But I'd be cool if I did.
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#16
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*cringe*


Feels good man.
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#18
i use my guitar as a weapon because it's cool and sharp
although i've never had to hit anybody with it it's like protection