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#1
i was just standing at the top of the stairs to my apartment and heard from downstairs all three of my roommates talking **** on me. i announced that i would be moving out soon and heard all of them talking **** about how they don't like me and they can't wait for me to leave. cheer me up please.
#6
Leave a note stating that you pissed in their mouths whilst they slept.
#7
Crazy glue on the door knobs before you leave. Then make sure you leave a note somewhere saying '**** yall'
#8
pics or it didnt happen


wait wut??
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#12
Stay there!

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#13
oh yeah and my one roommate almost tried to fight me. they think i'm lazy cuz all i do is sit in my room and jam on guitar.
#15
Have a jerk session with them.

Edit:
I don't want to get a warning.
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#17
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Crazy glue on the door knobs before you leave. Then make sure you leave a note somewhere saying '**** yall'


Lmfao... Because Krazy glue doesn't dry...

Who gives a **** what other people think? You're leaving, and they're a bunch of assholes anyway if they don't talk to your face. People like that aren't good roommates. I say, you're better off without them.
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#18
write them a little note, quoting some of the stuff they've been saying about you

then (while videotaping yourself) rub all of there utensils on your crotch/ass/wherever else you feel is necessary. then, taint a number of food items (weather it be urine, seamen, or again whatever else you feel is necessary)

I'm sure there are other things you can add to the list, but the beauty of it is they can't get mad at you. After they find the note, (if they have any conscious at all) they'd think to themselves "well, we did treat him like **** and say all that crap about him....I would have probably wanted to do the same thing"
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#19
just say
"Hey man, I heard you talking **** about me, whats the problem ? lets resolve it before I move out.
Pretty much everyone has had **** talked about them behind thier backs, chances are he will be embarrassed that he got caught, but yeah just ask him what the deal is.
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#20
Well, do you have a DVD player? Do you have the Prestige? Just go from there.


Obviously I'm proposing you have a movie night, where you provide movies and popcorn for your roommates.
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#23
maybe be less of a douche bag.....
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#24
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just say
"Hey man, I heard you talking **** about me, whats the problem ? lets resolve it before I move out.
Pretty much everyone has had **** talked about them behind thier backs, chances are he will be embarrassed that he got caught, but yeah just ask him what the deal is.


Do that. Tis noble and mature.


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#26
Yeah, if everyone hates you, then either,

1. You're a jerk, or
2. All of your roommates are jerks

Statistically speaking, it's #1. Quick being a jerk.

Oh, and, you're moving out, so, who cares?
#27
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Yeah, if everyone hates you, then either,

1. You're a jerk, or
2. All of your roommates are jerks

Statistically speaking, it's #1. Quick being a jerk.

Oh, and, you're moving out, so, who cares?



you shouldn't care if you're moving out yes, but really....if you knew that everyone you lived with secretly hated you, would it not bother you? I know the mature thing would be to just say "forget it, I'm not goona be here for much longer anyways" but honestly...It may just bother you for the principle of the matter, no?

If it was me, I would assume I'm some huge asshole, or theres just something about me thats completely intolerable. And I'd feel pretty ****ty about that.
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#30
There is only one logical thing to do in this situation... on your last day there take a big dump in the upper tank of the toilet. Not as obvious as the dreaded "dry dock" but almost as satisfying.
#31
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There is only one logical thing to do in this situation... on your last day there take a big dump in the upper tank of the toilet. Not as obvious as the dreaded "dry dock" but almost as satisfying.

This, but then you gotta leave the door open a bit and turn the heater all the way up.
#32
if i ever go to california i will be your roomate, cause im honest and i swear i'll never talk **** behind you... i will tell you how much i hate you as soon as you begin anoying me and then i would stab you, you sick piece of ****

get well
#33
**** in their coffee. But seriously, you look like a douche. Either you're using all the hot water, or you take forevcer in the bathroom. Sit down and actually think about what they said.
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#34
1. bang their girlfriends
2. jack their ****
3.?????????????
4. PROFIT!!!!
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#35
I'm not too fond of you myself.
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#36
leave in the middle of the night and put public hair up their noses while they sleep

that happened to a guy i know, and im told its not pleasant
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#37
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leave in the middle of the night and put public hair up their noses while they sleep

that happened to a guy i know, and im told its not pleasant


really?? I'd imagine that would be awesome
#40
Dip their toothbrushes in the toilet everyday until you move out. It's subtle, yet gross.
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