#1
I had this sixth grade teacher who lived with his mother, didn't drive, had meetings with us in his "office" which was a cloak room behind his desk and coached basketball.

If you were on his team you had to shower and he watched and if you didn't shower you didn't get a soda.

He also would put his hands all over you.

So it was like 20+ years ago but I'm still glad this pervert got his.

Do you believe people are defending him? I mean seriously.

I'm so happy. He hated me because I quit basketball.

Oh yeah, I just found out on the local town message board that in some other class he called his favorite kid "the noodle".
#2
lolz i'd kick him in the nuts
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#3
Quote by Suduko Killer
Oh yeah, I just found out on the local town message board that in some other class he called his favorite kid "the noodle".


#5
Jan 2009, this is suspicious... I've got my eye on you...

EDIT: you've proved yourself. Damn pervs.
Last edited by El Gigante at Jan 11, 2009,
#6
No, I was an ugly kid. But a family member of mine said they did and I didn't believe them. Now I feel kinda bad.
#9
holy ****, and how long has this creep been teaching, if this happend in canada he would be out quicker than a flaming homosexual outing himself.
#10
Quote by Suduko Killer
No, I was an ugly kid. But a family member of mine said they did and I didn't believe them. Now I feel kinda bad.

This heartless bs + **** username makes me think you're bsing. Also, who gives a **** about some abuse from 20 years ago???

EDIT:
“Mr. Vaillancourt has taught at Catholic schools in Fall River for over 40 years and has in that time earned the respect of his colleagues and administrators for his dedication to young people. No prior complaints against him have been made. As always, it is only fair that judgment on this claim be reserved until the matter has gone through the legal process,” reads the statement.

this also tells me it probably never happened
Last edited by captaincrunk at Jan 11, 2009,
#12
looks like the paedophile....

is gonna be some guys the noodle.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im sorry... is that fail?

EDIT: what kind of soda cuz anything short of big red or sunkist and that guys gettin punched in the dick...
Last edited by cobain42 at Jan 11, 2009,
#13
this is why i wanna live in america


.................you do live in america right?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
Last edited by padgea7x at Jan 11, 2009,
#14
Quote by captaincrunk
This heartless bs + **** username makes me think you're bsing. Also, who gives a **** about some abuse from 20 years ago???

#15
He would put his hands all over you while you were naked?

Are you sure that isn't Michael Jackson in disguise?
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#16
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This heartless bs + **** username makes me think you're bsing. Also, who gives a **** about some abuse from 20 years ago???

EDIT:
“Mr. Vaillancourt has taught at Catholic schools in Fall River for over 40 years and has in that time earned the respect of his colleagues and administrators for his dedication to young people. No prior complaints against him have been made. As always, it is only fair that judgment on this claim be reserved until the matter has gone through the legal process,” reads the statement.

this also tells me it probably never happened



if theres more than one account of it happening, it probably did. i mean, why would a group of students periodically all say that they got abused by this guy? he's not michael jackson, he doesnt have an assload of money, so i doubt thats the reason.
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#17
Quote by cobain42
looks like the paedophile....

is gonna be some guys the noodle.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im sorry... is that fail?

EDIT: what kind of soda cuz anything short of big red or sunkist and that guys gettin punched in the dick...

50% fail
50% win for thinking to even do it
#18
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i get the feeling this guy is a paedo sympathizer! lets kick his ass!
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#20
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50% fail
50% win for thinking to even do it


so it would have won had i executed it better?
#21
Quote by cobain42
looks like the paedophile....

is gonna be some guys the noodle.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im sorry... is that fail?

EDIT: what kind of soda cuz anything short of big red or sunkist and that guys gettin punched in the dick...


30% fail, not a good enough line
70% win, I like the idea

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
#22
If you search his name on the site you can see his picture. He was always a creepy dude.

He used to have parties at his house and it would be a bunch of kids running through the house and stuff. He was prob about 50 then and lived with his mom and took a taxi to school everyday to teach.

The guy also had no adult friends. Just kids.

As an adult all the signs were there. Thank God I was not good looking then.
#26
Quote by Suduko Killer
LOL! Did you know Mr. Val? I don't live there anymore but I grew up there.

No, im 14 so im not old enough to have known him.
#27
Well you would be if you played CYO. Be glad you didn't. Also he is still teaching school. Well, now he's suspended.
Last edited by Suduko Killer at Jan 11, 2009,
#28
ok let me try this again...

Looks like the cafateria lady isnt the only one with noodles. (flips on shades)

YEAHHHHHHHHHH!

better?
#29
Quote by Suduko Killer
Well you would be if you played CYO. Be glad you didn't.

very glad.
#31
Quote by cobain42
ok let me try this again...

Looks like the cafateria lady isnt the only one with noodles. (flips on shades)

YEAHHHHHHHHHH!

better?



i giggled :O
is that how you spell cafateria?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#32
“After he was done, Vaillancourt scolded me, and told me not to tell anyone what had happened. He violently yelled and threatened me not to ever say anything to anyone. Then he went and bought me a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, my favorite candy at the time,”


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#33
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i giggled :O
is that how you spell cafateria?

im thinking yeah
no actually now that i think about it im sure its cafeteria.
#34
Quote by cobain42
ok let me try this again...

Looks like the cafateria lady isnt the only one with noodles. (flips on shades)

YEAHHHHHHHHHH!

better?


99.87% win.

you spelled cafeteria wrong lol
#35
Quote by Suduko Killer
plus he still teaches at st peter and pauls.


Oh, I see....


/awkward....
#36
Quote by cobain42
im thinking yeah
no actually now that i think about it im sure its cafeteria.



.........well how come i always spell it like this

s|-|itateria ?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
now thats a fail
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off