#1
So my gran was dropping me off near town, I got out of the car, she turns the corner going only 15-20 mph. And I see some guy cycling down the road(wearing the whole cycling attire thing). She just rams into him and he goes crashing to the floor! Luckily there were no cars but I lol'd.

But seriously, he was hurt and is asking for a new bike.
#4
damn, i wish my gran was like that
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#7
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Your gran is bad ass.

he speaks the truth ^^^
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#8
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Never has the lol, wut pear been so badly needed.

Come on mods just give us this one lol wat moment.
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#9
that happened to me two years ago by some old minchie.
fuck your gran.
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#10
lol I hope your gran doesn't need all of her pension for the next few weeks
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#11
.....My mom got arrested and is now serving in a state prison for armed robbery....

See, i can top you...
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Yes, poop.
#13
badass
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#16
THAT WAS YOU'RE GRANDMA?!
i was just cycling along minding my own business when BAM!
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#17
She's ****ing hardcore.
“I want every girl in the world to pick up a guitar and start screaming”

I will prove you wrong.
#18
Old people should not be allowed to drive. I swear to god that everytime that i have got angry at someone driving it has always been an old person.
#19
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Old people should not be allowed to drive. I swear to god that everytime that i have got angry at someone driving it has always been an old person.



My gran is 27.
#21
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Enjoy your ban spammer.


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My gran is 27.



WTF?!?!?!
P.L.U.R.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end

We were fated to pretend
#23
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Enjoy your ban spammer.


WTF?!?!?!

enjoy your spam banner
#24
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Slutty families shouldn't drive.

Is that better?


My gran is a virgin.
#25
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enjoy your spam banner



Well played.

Touche'


edit:
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My gran is a virgin.


impossible!
P.L.U.R.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end

We were fated to pretend
#26
Yeah? My Grandma went to a metal concert for her 80th birthday.

I think I win.

EDIT: I notice a lot of people are posting things that their grandmas did that are incredibly unlikely or impossible. Just want you guys to know, I'm serious about this one. My grandma spent her 80th at a heavy metal concert.
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#27
k koo
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I lol'd hard


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That's terrible and hilarious in equal measures...



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#30
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Yeah? My Grandma went to a metal concert for her 80th birthday.

I think I win.

EDIT: I notice a lot of people are posting things that their grandmas did that are incredibly unlikely or impossible. Just want you guys to know, I'm serious about this one. My grandma spent her 80th at a heavy metal concert.



Explain?
P.L.U.R.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end

We were fated to pretend
#31
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...wut?! THIS IS MADNESS


MADNESS?

THIS
IS
GRAN!

*Drives into lolque*
#32
i need to get your grandma over here to austin to start running over the dutchbag bikers that think they are a car. they ride their bike in the middle of 183. 183 is a major highway if you didnt know. then they bitch about getting run over in the middle of the highway.

i give kudos to your gramdma.
#33
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i need to get your grandma over here to austin to start running over the dutchbag bikers that think they are a car. they ride their bike in the middle of 183. 183 is a major highway if you didnt know. then they bitch about getting run over in the middle of the highway.

i give kudos to your gramdma.


Well said me and my gran completely agree with you.
#34
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THAT WAS YOU'RE GRANDMA?!
i was just cycling along minding my own business when BAM!


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#35
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If she went a little faster, no one would be asking for a new bike




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Yeah? My Grandma went to a metal concert for her 80th birthday.


I think it's safe to say that Gunpowder's Grandma..

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#36
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Explain?


My cousin is in a decently successful metal band (he went to Berkley, his band's sponsored, he gave me my first guitar, etc.). He was playing a show near my grandma on her 80th birthday, so she, along with my aunt, went to the concert to see him play.

She told me about how, when they arrived, the security guard was confused and asked them if they were in the right place.

During my cousin's set, he played her "Happy Birthday" (the crowd, apparently, all sang along) and he jumped off the stage to give her a piece of cake. A lot of the crowd wished her a happy birthday after as well.

When she told me this story, she and I agreed that for her 90th, the two of us would go skydiving.

My grandma's neat

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FUCK ROCKS!
#37
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My cousin is in a decently successful metal band (he went to Berkley, his band's sponsored, he gave me my first guitar, etc.). He was playing a show near my grandma on her 80th birthday, so she, along with my aunt, went to the concert to see him play.

She told me about how, when they arrived, the security guard was confused and asked them if they were in the right place.

During my cousin's set, he played her "Happy Birthday" (the crowd, apparently, all sang along) and he jumped off the stage to give her a piece of cake. A lot of the crowd wished her a happy birthday after as well.

When she told me this story, she and I agreed that for her 90th, the two of us would go skydiving.

My grandma's neat

^It's hereditary, my friend. Where do you think I got it form?



THAT is BADASS!
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i really wish i had pics to proove it... i just realized how immensely unbelievable this is but... i promise you... he was doing something to the dogs crotch with his face..