#1
Pit.... i need to know something.
Is circumcision associated with tight trousers?

Heres the story,

I just got in from my GF's, and it was a "meet the family"-style thing. I didn't know this until i got there, and i wore a new pair of pinstripe skinny jeans. EXTREMELY TIGHT JEANS.

Anyway, they asked me if i was jewish.... and my mum said (afterwards):
"it's probably because they think your circumcised, with your jeans and all..."

i'm from England, and i happily wear my foreskin still intact..... but.... why are tight trousers associated with circumcision?

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#2
You wore skinny dreams to meet your girlfriend's parents?

You twat.
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#3
Are you a retard and/or 8?
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#5
Because....*consults god*...I 'ant touchin' that one with a 10 foot pole.
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#6
maybe...it would be hard to wear tight pants if you were NOT circumcised? so, they assumed you were circumcised. i don't know.

anyways, first post! yay!

EDIT: are you freakin serious?!?!?!?! i was the first to view this topic, and i wanted the first post (for the first time, too) and all these people posted at the same time i did? crap! lol
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maybe...it would be hard to wear tight pants if you were NOT circumcised? so, they assumed you were circumcised. i don't know.

anyways, first post! yay!



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#10
they obviously saw your crotch then.
they were just wondering.
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#11
has anyone seen the freinds episode where Ross goes to a girls house with tight jeans. I would bever do it after watching that.
#12
Obviously because tight jeans and circumcision are awesome.
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#13
Maybe they left nothing to the imagination. Or maybe your wiener was hanging out.
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Quote by guitaristx11
maybe...it would be hard to wear tight pants if you were NOT circumcised? so, they assumed you were circumcised. i don't know.


How the hell is it hard to wear tight jeans if you have a foreskin?

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#15
that makes no sense
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has anyone seen the freinds episode where Ross goes to a girls house with tight jeans. I would bever do it after watching that.


They were leather jeans though
#18
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How the hell is it hard to wear tight jeans if you have a foreskin?

... i was wondering the same thing ahhaah
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#19
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has anyone seen the freinds episode where Ross goes to a girls house with tight jeans. I would bever do it after watching that.


Yeah, it's awesome.
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#20
They probably saw your dick through your jeans, since they were "INCREDIBLY TIGHT", and assumed you were circumsized from what they saw, and decided to ask
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They probably saw your dick through your jeans, since they were "INCREDIBLY TIGHT", and assumed you were circumsized from what they saw, and decided to ask


Obviously, this.
#22
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They probably saw your dick through your jeans, since they were "INCREDIBLY TIGHT", and assumed you were circumsized from what they saw, and decided to ask


Yeah, I ask everyone who shows up on my doorstep that. Those jehovah's witnesses never answered me...
#23
I think they just wanted to make sure you weren't Jewish as well as wearing skinny jeans. I mean, one or the other is fine but I wouldn't want both in someone being married to my daughter
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#25
Well, I can honestly say that I ****ing love skinny clothes and my dick has not been medically altered.
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#26
Perhaps they don't want their daughter marrying a dirty, homosexual Jew and they aren't taking any risks. Right up front, "You a Jew, mate? No? K, go shag 'er."
#27
thanks guys, it was SO embarrasing

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#30
good job. her dad probably thinks your gay and is mistaking his daughter for a man.
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#31
Maybe because the only way to wear tight pants is to already have your junk used to being punished.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say your mom probably meant "Genes" do you have curly hair, and/or a big nose?
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#33
Maybe it has nothing to do with your wiener or your jeans, did they catch you looking for change in the couch cushions or something? Or did you refuse their invitation to a pork chop dinner? Or maybe you have a big nose?
#34
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Perhaps they don't want their daughter marrying a dirty, homosexual Jew and they aren't taking any risks. Right up front, "You a Jew, mate? No? K, go shag 'er."



Seriously, they saw your cock. In fact, I bet they were trying to hint that you should make and adjustment to be more modest.
They now think you're dumb for not picking up on it.
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Obviously because tight jeans and circumcision are awesome.

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#36
So if you wear tight jeans people everywhere know you have no foreskin?
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Because....*consults god*...I 'ant touchin' that one with a 10 foot pole.

Interesting observation