#1
Alright pit, i have a science project due tomorrow where i have to drop an egg off of our football bleachers at my school, and the egg has to not break. we have to make some container for the egg, but no premade boxes, and no parachutes.
so pit, get creative!

EDIT: finished! i made an egg sandwhich! should work, hopefully. oh well, if it breaks you get a C for effort . now time to do my language arts essay, due tuesday!
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#2
they did this on mythbusters, just find the episode and do what they did.
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#3
Use a cannibal corpse album. They're soft.
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You must obviously have someone at the bottom catch it, and them not be retarded. By 'not retarded' I mean they must give the egg some measure of slack when it hits their palms.

Unless you mean it has to HIT THE FLOOR... then you'll need some kind of material to absorb the impact, like bubble wrap or cotton balls or something.
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#6
Anti gravity eggs.
Or dip it in liquid nitrogen first.
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#7
fill a tub with cum, it should soften the blow

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You must obviously have someone at the bottom catch it, and them not be retarded. By 'not retarded' I mean they must give the egg some measure of slack when it hits their palms.

Unless you mean it has to HIT THE FLOOR... then you'll need some kind of material to absorb the impact, like bubble wrap or cotton balls or something.


it has to hit the floor.
and thanks for the advice, i was planning on not using any form of protection for the egg and just throwing it down with nothing on it.
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#10
do eggs float?

put it in a strong balloon filled with water... strong enough so it wont break.

also, kudos for waiting until sunday night to do your science project.
#11
why don`t you just do the fucking project.
just grab some soft shit and start taping.
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#12
fap under it at the appropriate time for it to shoot under said egg, it will land with a gentle splash
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Do it yourself, Dont come crawling to the pit.

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You must obviously have someone at the bottom catch it, and them not be retarded. By 'not retarded' I mean they must give the egg some measure of slack when it hits their palms.

Unless you mean it has to HIT THE FLOOR... then you'll need some kind of material to absorb the impact, like bubble wrap or cotton balls or something.

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this seems very logical, do it! nao!

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why don`t you just do the fucking project.
just grab some soft shit and start taping.


i already know what i'm doing, i just wanted to see if the pit had any better ideas.
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#18
wrap your egg in wet cement, they will never be able to prove if it breaks or not
#19
cover the egg in foam and springs and attach a large blade to the top, parallel to the ground.

if done correctly when you drop it the blade will cause the whole thing to spin, drastically slowing the fall and the foam and springs will cushion the slight final impact ensuring your success.
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#20
Put it in a balloon filled with jello.
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The hitch is that you have to get the jello into the balloon . . .
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