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#2
Thats ok.

*Calls mental hospital*
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And I've eaten at some of Australia's best pizzerias.



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#3
Ruining one of the most important moments of your life for attention?

EDIT: *reads article* Well I guess that it floats their boat. If they enjoyed it, then good for them.
Last edited by Joshrocker48 at Jan 11, 2009,
#4
Marriage today is like fast food.
It comes in fast, makes you sick for days, and exits with lots of damage.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#5
*facepalm* why do white people think that Taco Bell is authentic Mexican food
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#8
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i can't blame them, i mean taco bell is by far the best fast food restaurant. i'd marry t-bell if i could.

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#9
Lucky! Living my dream....
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#10
this couple in my city got married in a Tim Hortons :|

but taco bell is so greasy and they are always attached to KFC


Taco bell is amazing though, but if you have it more than twice a week the thought of a taco makes you sick
#11
"Customers continue to order tacos and burritos as vows are exchanged"

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#12
Quote by reb_49
*facepalm* why do white people think that Taco Bell is authentic Mexican food

Because just like other mexican resturants taco bell gives me the shi.ts
#13
Quote by russian_shreder
Are they americans?

Yes they are.


"Caragh Brooks, 21, of Australia,"

Are you an idiot?

Yes you are.
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#14

When I first read it I was like ooo my god. This took place in Indiana didn't.

and then I clicked the link and saw illinois...though relieved

I am disappointed
#16
Quote by DirtyMakik
Marriage today is like fast food.
It comes in fast, makes you sick for days, and exits with lots of damage.


Very Clever, Indeed.



*Golf Clapping initiated*
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Quote by jsync
And I've eaten at some of Australia's best pizzerias.



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#17
Quote by Punk Poser
"Caragh Brooks, 21, of Australia,"

Are you an idiot?

Yes you are.


Illinois

You double fail fag? Yes you double fail fag
#18
i'm suprised nobody pointed out the fact that the taco bell is in "NORMAL, illinois". that's slightly ironic.
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#19
My last name is Brooks. God I hope this isn't a family thing. I love TB with all my heart, hell I had some just a few minuets ago, but that's crazy. Oh well, the marriage is whats important.
#20
Quote by reb_49
*facepalm* why do white people think that Taco Bell is authentic Mexican food


Taco Bell is actually expanding into Mexico.

The restaurants down there are going to have more "American" items on the menu, though.
Like french fries and burgers and what not.

Still funny though.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#21
my sister had a boyfriend that loved Taco Bell that much....
it was disgusting. we all gave her **** because it was common knowledge he would propose to her with one of those hot sauce packets hahahaha
#22
Quote by russian_shreder
Illinois

You double fail fag? Yes you double fail fag

The lady getting married wasn't American. You assumed that they were both americans.
#23
Quote by Punk Poser
"Caragh Brooks, 21, of Australia,"

Are you an idiot?

Yes you are.

lol owned
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Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
#25
i read the article and yea. these people are the biggest losers ever. 15$ hot pink dress, a guy who was ordained online. Way to abandon any sense of tradition or class. frikkin hicks. i can only imagine how wicked dumb their children will be.
#27
Mm, classy.
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#28
Quote by sneyob
Taco Bell is actually expanding into Mexico.

The restaurants down there are going to have more "American" items on the menu, though.
Like french fries and burgers and what not.

Still funny though.



It's kinda funny because Taco Bell makes up these wierd ass names for their menus and automatically some people assume their actually mexican dishes, for example a friend of mine at work told me if I could make a Gordichichata or some **** like that I just looked at him like I was gonna kick his ass but ended up laughing. But as far as Taco Bell being in mexico with american food kinda contradicts it's name, for god sakes at least call it Burger Bell.
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#29
Quote by russian_shreder
Illinois

fail

hes Australian and from Illinois
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
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This lonely view
#30
Quote by russian_shreder
Illinois

fail


Give it up douche bag.

The lady is Australian.

You were wrong.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#31
Quote by russian_shreder
Illinois

fail


Wow aren't you thick.

The groom is born in America, but the bride is from Australia and recently moved to America. That makes her not an American you dip ****. The fact they were married in Illinois is irrelevant to you thinking they are both Americans.
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Last edited by Punk Poser at Jan 11, 2009,
#32
Quote by reb_49
But as far as Taco Bell being in mexico with american food kinda contradicts it's name, for god sakes at least call it Burger Bell.


Yeah but that's Del Taco,
Which is far superior to Taco Bell,
they sell burgers AND semi-Mexican food.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#33
Quote by Punk Poser
Wow aren't you thick.

The groom is born in America, but the bride is from Australia and recently moved to America. That makes her not an American you dip ****. The fact they were married in Illinois is irrelevant to you thinking they are both Americans.


Hey you poser f*ker they`re americans okay? They have to be americans in order to get married on the american territory.

Learn the laws you stupid , bad smelling punk
#34
Quote by sneyob
Yeah but that's Del Taco,
Which is far superior to Taco Bell,
they sell burgers AND semi-Mexican food.


Dammit and to think the slogan for Taco Bell was Think Outside The Bun, what the hell's their slogan Think Outside The Border.
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#35
Lol it happened in "Normal" Illinois
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#36
thats just pathetic
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#37
Quote by russian_shreder
Hey you poser f*ker they`re americans okay? They have to be americans in order to get married on the american territory.

Learn the laws you stupid , bad smelling punk




Now, SHUT THE FUCK UP, please.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#38
Quote by russian_shreder
Hey you poser f*ker they`re americans okay? They have to be americans in order to get married on the american territory.

Learn the laws you stupid , bad smelling punk

What a prick.You were wrong and everyone knows it. Just make yourself seem like less of a douchebag and accept it. The article clearly says that the bride is Australian and you're trying to convince us that she isn't? and no you don't have to be a naturalized American to be married in the US. My mother got married here long before she became a citizen
Last edited by Masamune at Jan 11, 2009,
#39
"do you want anything else with that order?"
"i do"
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#40

Caragh Brooks, 21, of Australia, met Paul Brooks, 30, on an Internet dating Web site. They already had the same last name.


They're obviously brother and sister.
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