#1
something awful just happened to me, so i thought i'd share it with the Pit. my friend and i decided to go shoot off some bottle rockets i had left over from new years. We put them in a little show pile and shot them through it cuz it was neat, so we kept doing that. Turned out one place was a snow covered ice mound, and part of the bottle rocket deflected off and hit my pants. I didn't notice for a few seconds, then realized that some bottle rocket debris was burning my dick

so this thread isn't useless, share ur genital-burning stories here
#2
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#5
I can't imagine.
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#6
Nice one TS. A flaming deodorant can shot itself at me upon blowing up, but it only hit me on the thigh, inches from my groin...
#8
i sincerely hope that there arent enough "burnt sausage" stories to keep this thread alive.
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#21
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what doth ye mean by black pudding?

Not to sound racist. When stuff is burnt it's black..
Black pudding is sausage isn't it?
Just some shitty pun
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#22
I thought this was about pepperoni being burnt in the oven when making a pizza. That tastes so good.

Damnit. I was so fooled and was led to read a horrifying story about a burning dick.

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#23
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what doth ye mean by black pudding?

L2England.

And I entered this thread expecting burnt penis.

I am not disappointed.
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#25
I once set my ass on fire....and it spread and burned my nutsack....



I couldnt sit for days....
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#27
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This, It hurts when you take a shower.


Its funny you said that because I think around when I was 13 and started fapping regularly I realised that it was to messy + the burnage factor so I decided to use the shower as my main Fap-Station. I learned the hard way with the shampoo as lube the first time too lol.
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#30
And here this thread got me all excited for a discussion about food and some situation of hilarity in which a UGer overcooked his meal.

On topic, when my wife and I had first started having sex we did it for hours and hours over the course of a few days and, one day, we got so intense and had been at it for so many hours that, afterward, my penis had 2nd degree burns, I **** you not. In fact, I even busted a capillary.
#32
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Its funny you said that because I think around when I was 13 and started fapping regularly I realised that it was to messy + the burnage factor so I decided to use the shower as my main Fap-Station. I learned the hard way with the shampoo as lube the first time too lol.


Didn't we all. I'm glad I only had to experience that once. I was afraid to shower for weeks.