#1
http://www.tentaclegrape.com/


Yes, it's real.

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Tentacle Grape™ is the brainchild of Dekker Dreyer and his skilled team of grapists. Each bottle of this delicious carbonated grape drink is crafted with care... and a slight feeling of breathless anticipation. As Tentacle Grape™ slides smoothly down your throat you'll feel refreshed and full.

Each 12oz bottle of Tentacle Grape™ comes packed full of flavor in a unique glass collector's bottle.

Tentacle Grape is now available... so WATCH OUT! You gonna get GRAPED!

Opinions? I find this hilarious.
Given the Pit's love for rape, I figured you guys/[school]girls would love this.

It might be too late for preorders (mid-January), but give it a shot.
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#3
I didn't read your post.

But I like the title cause it made me smiled.
I will forever associate you with lulz.
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#5
has the pit finally found a replacement for the almighty Pear?
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#6
we shall now use the grape bottle.
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#8
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Lol! Cause in hentai people get violated by tenticles :]

Yes. Tentacle [G]rape. How clever you are.

Also, if I had room for it, oddly sigworthy.
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#10
wait, ts, how did you come across this?.. I want one too, not so much the ..tenticle part, but the grape is good.. GRAPE.. with a G..
call me Shelby

#11
As Tentacle Grape™ slides smoothly down your throat you'll feel refreshed and full.

there is no way this is for real...
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#12
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wait, ts, how did you come across this?.. I want one too, not so much the ..tenticle part, but the grape is good.. GRAPE.. with a G..

I found it in another forum (not 4chan/hentai-related). I figured the Pit would appreciate it more.

Also, don't lie. You know you want the tentacles.

EDIT:
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there is no way this is for real...

Apparently the company (Mnemosyne LLC) also has some brand of something related to lolcats. Nothing is too far for them.
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Last edited by Athetosis at Jan 12, 2009,
#14
six pack *pre-ordered*
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#15
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I found it in another forum (not 4chan/hentai-related). I figured the Pit would appreciate it more.

Also, don't lie. You know you want the tentacles.

EDIT:

Apparently the company (Mnemosyne LLC) also has some brand of something related to lolcats. Nothing is too far for them.


not a bad idea...looks good
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#18
Fine, so i'm okay with the tenticles, everyone has their wierd likes!

and, any products affiliated with Lolcats, will have their fair share of facepalmable products..or so I believe.
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#19
OMFG. I made this picture a while ago and forgot all about it until...
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#20
Quote by ShelbyLynn
Fine, so i'm okay with the tenticles, everyone has their wierd likes!


You gonna get consensually sodomized by tentacles.
#22
UPDATE, WUT WUT:
According to this article, orders before January 5th 2009 were eligible for complimentary Tentacle Grape branded condoms or bumper stickers. Yes, hentai soda condoms. Score.

"Additional flavors and label designs are slated for the third quarter of 2009." Heck yeah, though how they can top Tentacle Grape, I don't know.

Also, bigger picture of the bottle:
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#23
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As Tentacle Grape™ slides smoothly down your throat you'll feel refreshed and full.

there is no way this is for real...


Is it supposed to sounds that sus?
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